Brutuskend
Lifer
Ole is a farmer in Minnesooooda.
He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota. (that would be 'North Dakota' for you non-Scandahoovians out there).
He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. Ole reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and squeezes...the cow farts.
Ole is very surprised.
He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat, squeezes, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Ole decides to go ahead and buy
the cow and take it home.
When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Squeeze her teat, and see vat happens."
Sven reaches under, squeezes the teat - and the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?"
Ole is very surprised since he hadn't even told Sven about his trip to buy a cow.
Ole replies, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?"
Sven says, "My wife is from Nordakota."
He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota. (that would be 'North Dakota' for you non-Scandahoovians out there).
He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. Ole reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and squeezes...the cow farts.
Ole is very surprised.
He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat, squeezes, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Ole decides to go ahead and buy
the cow and take it home.
When he gets back to Minnesota, he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Squeeze her teat, and see vat happens."
Sven reaches under, squeezes the teat - and the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?"
Ole is very surprised since he hadn't even told Sven about his trip to buy a cow.
Ole replies, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?"
Sven says, "My wife is from Nordakota."
