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Mini Cooper S = teh gayz0r?

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gregshin

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So im driving in this Project Mini Cooper S and i'm stopped at the red light...playing with the DVD player and i hear 2 chix in the SUV next to me snickering at me. So far im having fun with this car...very easy to throw around and the little ah heck can go! The 6pd Gearbox is awesome tho on the car! Fit and finish is superb also. Maybe if i watch some pr0n in the car the peeps next to me won't think im gay.

Pros - nice 6spd gearbox
Hugs corners like i hug yo mama's ****
Has enough pep to get around
Awesome after market stillen brakes!
Great one touch sunroof!

Cons - People think ur gay
Seats suck
Pedals and clutch are sub par
Still think the speedodometer belongs in front of the driver
 
I like them, and if people believe the whole big car = small wee-wee theory, think about what this car says about you!

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wow, the fact that you let people influence what you drive is more staggering than I could have possiblly imagined.

GET WHAT YOU WANT TO DRIVE. jesus christ
 
they do look nice....i think they are too pricey and wouldnt never pay that much for a mini, but nonetheless they are pretty sweet.

EDIT: screw them, that thing is PIMP. i love teh rims...
 
Get off it. The Mini Cooper S is a pocket rocket, not a stereotypical "chick" or "gay" car like the VW Cabrio. I'd check it out if I could afford one.
 
NE1 who thinks that you look gay in a Mini Cooper S has some serious issues. That thing OWNZ.

I would have mouth the words "Fvck You" to them then smoked them off the line. The Mini Cooper S will r@pe just about any SUV (save for an X5, FX45, AMG ML-Class, etc.).

 
Yup, sorry. Many still think that the car, and the driver, has the gay.

Edit: Well, maybe not, if you airbrused pr0n onto the hood and doors.
 
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Get off it. The Mini Cooper S is a pocket rocket, not a stereotypical "chick" or "gay" car like the VW Cabrio. I'd check it out if I could afford one.
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Agreed. I really need to become rich considering the sheer amount of cars I want. The Mini S being one of them.
 
Originally posted by: Kaervak
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Get off it. The Mini Cooper S is a pocket rocket, not a stereotypical "chick" or "gay" car like the VW Cabrio. I'd check it out if I could afford one.
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Agreed. I really need to become rich considering the sheer amount of cards I want. The Mini S being one of them.
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Dude, you could get a stockpile of the US Army Iraqi playing cards if you get rich!1!!!1!11!!!1!!!!!
 
People say people drive big cars to compensate for small something elses.. then when you drive a small car you're gay. Yeah, OK. Just drive whatever the hell you want.
 
my friend
(she isnt't too smart)


thinks that she will get a Cooper S for the MSRP...

her qoute "I'll just buy it online and not get hassled with the markups"

 
I love this car ever since I saw it in "Italian Job", nice car, especially with that small a body, it'll fit perfectly in San Francisco (tiny) parking spots 🙂
Too bad the MPG isn't as good as another small car, ie: Toyota Echo or Prius.
 
Originally posted by: Gulzakar
my friend
(she isnt't too smart)


thinks that she will get a Cooper S for the MSRP...

her qoute "I'll just buy it online and not get hassled with the markups"
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:Q. Did your friend's parents have any kids that lived?
 
heh...I tried explaining that the online services are based on an in stock basis... she is a BIG Ebay fan...if that says anything.
 
Originally posted by: chin311
they do look nice....i think they are too pricey and wouldnt never pay that much for a mini, but nonetheless they are pretty sweet.

EDIT: screw them, that thing is PIMP. i love teh rims...
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$18000 is too much for a car??? Man, I thought that was on the cheap side seeing as the average price of a car is $22000 now
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Originally posted by: toeng
I love this car ever since I saw it in "Italian Job", nice car, especially with that small a body, it'll fit perfectly in San Francisco (tiny) parking spots 🙂
Too bad the MPG isn't as good as another small car, ie: Toyota Echo or Prius.
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But can a Toyota Echo handle, brake, slalom or accelerate as good as a Mini Cooper S?? I didn't think so. Not to mention that an Echo looks like poo on wheels.
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: chin311
they do look nice....i think they are too pricey and wouldnt never pay that much for a mini, but nonetheless they are pretty sweet.

EDIT: screw them, that thing is PIMP. i love teh rims...
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$18000 is too much for a car??? Man, I thought that was on the cheap side seeing as the average price of a car is $22000 now
😕
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I really like the Mini but I probably wouldn't buy one either. It's more of a "fun" car only, it's not very practical.
 
I think the term "teh gayz0r" is gayer than the mini cooper S.. i would kill for one.. Want to trade my hetrosexually bland hyundai elantra for your "gay" mini cooper?
 
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