MILLION DOLLAR keyboard !! Buy it before its gone !!

[TurtleMan]

Millino Dollar keyboard ~


"Trust me, I've had tons of keyboards in my lifetime -- but never have I come across such a pristine gathering of 104 keys. I'm typing on it right now and let me tell you, this is the best investment I've ever maid. Sure $1,000,000.00 sounds like a lot. I know. I had to sell my 24 story building in Chicago and get rid of my yacht to pickup this puppy, but it was all the worth while. I see it as an investment and you should too. Sell everything you own to buy from Amazon.com, I did and I couldn't be happier. "

 

[Ns1]

I purchased this keyboard on a whim and man was it the best million I've ever spent. THIS KEYBOARD CURES CANCER. It has a button on it that summons Jesus to come and talk to you. WARNING: Don't play BF1942 with Jesus; has the walk-on-water hack. He can also fly and see through walls. This Keyboard changes the oil in your car and makes a killer rump roast. It can also potty train your dog and your kids while serving up SoftServe ice cream (vanilla only as of this writing).

omfg ying:

 

[bootymac]

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[dighn]

the other thread is on the same page

 

[aircooled]

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[dighn]

the other thread is on the same page