- Oct 9, 1999
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A couple of sheets of Reynolds just isn't enough. Everyone knows this:
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A foil-lined fabric called MagnetShield is recommended by StopBeamWeapons.com, which advises wrapping one’s head and neck in it “to minimize partial brain disablement from covert anti-brain beam weapons by partially shielding the target (themselves) from covert EMF anti-brain beam weapons.”
MagnetShield is distributed by LessEMF.com, a 20-year-old company in upstate New York with eight employees. Emil DeToffol, LessEMF.com’s president . . .
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Emil knows, that's why he's the President. He's got eight employees, and soon, analysts say, it will rise to nine, or maybe even ten. So, you should listen to him. Get your MagnetShield now, because tin foil is not just for keeping food fresh any more.
Emil also agrees with me that XF's quote function sucks big hairy donkey balls, and that you should do what I did above, manually offsetting the quote with either asterisks or the cuneiform of your choice, for the sake of the children.
Emil is THE MAN.
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A foil-lined fabric called MagnetShield is recommended by StopBeamWeapons.com, which advises wrapping one’s head and neck in it “to minimize partial brain disablement from covert anti-brain beam weapons by partially shielding the target (themselves) from covert EMF anti-brain beam weapons.”
MagnetShield is distributed by LessEMF.com, a 20-year-old company in upstate New York with eight employees. Emil DeToffol, LessEMF.com’s president . . .
*****
Emil knows, that's why he's the President. He's got eight employees, and soon, analysts say, it will rise to nine, or maybe even ten. So, you should listen to him. Get your MagnetShield now, because tin foil is not just for keeping food fresh any more.
Emil also agrees with me that XF's quote function sucks big hairy donkey balls, and that you should do what I did above, manually offsetting the quote with either asterisks or the cuneiform of your choice, for the sake of the children.
Emil is THE MAN.
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