MILFNAKEDTWISTER Thread

[touchstone]

Yeah, kinda glad AA has that sponsorship thing. I'm sure tons of child molesters and murderers are caught because they think that AA is legally confidential.

 

[Printer Bandit]

"Her daughter 'felt guilty' because the 16-year-old was 10-inches long and huge, and if she had been able to take it he wouldn't have needed to rape her mother," the sponsor said.

 

[Ruptga]

Thread just went from funny to sad. What a mess.

 

[TheVrolok]

Oh, it is even stranger than what is here.

Won't be a rape charge.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...-twister-party-teens-police-article-1.2186085

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The bridal shop employee was still "horny," so she brought her sex toys into the living room and used them in front of the group, according to the police report.


"The party continued" in Lehnardt's hot tub before Lenhardt passed out in her bed, the report said.


She woke up around 3:30 a.m. to find her daughter's 16-year-old boyfriend having sex with her, the sponsor said.


"Her daughter 'felt guilty' because the 16-year-old was 10-inches long and huge, and if she had been able to take it he wouldn't have needed to rape her mother," the sponsor said.
The boy is not facing charges because "there is no evidence of rape" since Lehnardt "refuses to discuss the case," Captain Steve Morris told the Daily News.


A source close to Lehnardt said the rape made her realize that her drinking, which she started doing when she separated from her husband in November, was a problem.

I. Don't. Even.

 

[Artorias]

Did they at least film the whole thing? That's a blockbuster porno right their. The under 18 part kind of makes it illegal though.

 

[Carson Dyle]

Gotta love those Mormons. It's always the self-righteous, holier-than-thou types who turn out to be the biggest sleazebags.

 

[Printer Bandit]

mormon girls are hot. haters gonna hate.

 

[UglyCasanova]

That is a damned good looking mugshot

 

[PhoKingGuy]

Augusta, GA is a terrible place.

<---- Just spent a month there

 

[Printer Bandit]

^ but they got them Masters.

 

[highland145]

Augusta, GA is a terrible place.

<---- Just spent a month there

And you didn't call? Asshole.

 

[highland145]

^ but they got them Masters.

Pfffft. We got then Yankee $$. Win.

 

[gdansk]

Weird. I clicked this thinking it'd be sexy but it's not sexy.

I thought there was a naked milf tornado

 

[Carson Dyle]

Reminds me of a slide show I saw recently on Topix, titled "17 Kids Whose Parents Completely Owned Them on Facebook".

My favorite was this one.

 

[PhoKingGuy]

And you didn't call? Asshole.

South Augusta? Haha.

I was either at GRU, The Fox's Lair....or Bojangles the entire time.

 

[DrDoug]

Weird. I clicked this thinking it'd be sexy but it's not sexy.

I thought there was a naked milf tornado

Milfnado! Now that would be a movie to see in IMAX.

 

[Howard]

I. Don't. Even.

So... the daughter let her bf rape her mom?

I'm not sure what to make of this.

 

[highland145]

South Augusta? Haha.

I was either at GRU, The Fox's Lair....or Bojangles the entire time.

And completely avoided the discotheque?


Sure you did.

 

[Kwatt]

And completely avoided the discotheque?


Sure you did.

I miss the snake lady...


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[highland145]

I miss the snake lady...


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lol Guys would run out of the building when she came out. Apparantly, they didn't realize the more deadly venom's the dancers were carrying.

Lost my DL there once.....

 

[Dirigible]

I am praying that this becomes such a thing that we start to get thread titles of "YAMNTT."

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[SolMiester]

Damm, I'd like to play naked twister with her too!.

+1

 

[Printer Bandit]

Nice body after having 5 kids.

 

[TheVrolok]

Would twister.