- Oct 10, 1999
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Untamo is ou newest 100Kr! 
Here's the full lineup:
TA Cube crossed the 55.1M mark!
The Federation crossed the 16.2M mark! :Q
CRANK it up for TA crossed the 10.7M mark! :Q
ViRGE crossed the 6.2M mark! :Q :Q :Q :Q :Q :Q
McBride crossed the 5.M mark! :Q :Q :Q :Q :Q
jfreilly crossed the 4.4M mark! :Q :Q :Q :Q
jatwell crossed the 4.2M mark! :Q :Q :Q :Q
Sofa King crossed the 3.9M mark! :Q :Q :Q
ForceSHO crossed the 3.7M mark! :Q :Q :Q
Geoff Stirling crossed the 3.2M mark! :Q :Q :Q
ecid crossed the 2.3M mark! :Q :Q
SyZ crossed the 1.6M mark! :Q
Phukinaround crossed the 1.5M mark! :Q
Polo crossed the 1.3M mark! :Q
fsawyer crossed the 1.2M mark! :Q
Bleep crossed the 500K mark!
redroby crossed the 300K mark!
Marketsons1985 crossed the 300K mark!
Untamo crossed the 100K mark!
Train says 19 MMs
WooooooooooooooooooooooooMoooooooooooooooooooooos to you all!
and a Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! to all Team Anandtechers!
3rd day of *math* humor, the continuing saga:
How to prove that all odd numbers are prime ?
Well, this problem has different solutions whether you are a:
Coming soon:
1 is prime, 3 is a prime, 4 is a feature, 5 is a prime, 6 is a feature, 7 is a prime, 8 is not yet implemented, 9 is our backwards compatibility module, ...
Computational linguist:
1 is an odd prime, 3 is an odd prime, 5 is an odd prime, 7 is an odd prime, 9 is a very odd prime, ...
Software tech support operator:
Well, we haven't had any reports of composite odd numbers... do you have the latest version of ZFC?
Logician:
Hypothesis: All odd numbers are prime
Proof:
If a proof exists, then the hypothesis must be true
The proof exists; you're reading it now.
From 1 and 2 follows that all odd numbers are prime
Linguist:
1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 aaah. I can make 9 a prime.
Philosopher:
Why don't we just call all the odd numbers prime and call all the prime numbers odd, that way all the odd numbers would be prime
Philosopher (2):
1 is prime. Hum, that's an interesting statement, I'll get one of my research students to look into that.
Economist:
Assume 9 is prime...
Economist (2):
2 is a prime, 4 is a prime.
Economist (3):
2 is even, 4 is even, 6 is even...
Economist (4):
1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is not prime. Look, the prime rate is dropping.
Statistician:
100% of the sample 5, 13, 37, 41 and 53 is prime, so all odd numbers must be prime.
Mechanical Statistician:
1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is an outlier, 11 is prime, 13 is prime...
English major:
What's a prime number ?
Politician:
What's a number ?
Philosophy major:
What is ?
Athletic scholarship:
What !?
Mid-level manager:
1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is... Who can I delegate this to ?
Lawyer:
1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, although there appears to be prima facie evidence that 9 is not prime, there exists substantial precedent to indicate that nine should be considered prime. The following brief presents the case for nine's primeness ...
Salesman:
1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, and with 9 you get five excellent primes for the price of three !
Anthropologist:
Prime or not, every number is unique. Take 9 for example...
Liberal:
The fact that nine is not prime indicates a deprived cultural environment which can only be remedied by a federally funded cultural enrichment program.
Bush:
What's nine got against being prime? I'll bet it won't allow the pledge of allegiance to be said in our schools either.
Nixon:
Put nine on the enemies list. I'm gonna get that number.
New Yorker:
1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ... NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!
rec.humor poster:
1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime
Here's the full lineup:
TA Cube crossed the 55.1M mark!
The Federation crossed the 16.2M mark! :Q
CRANK it up for TA crossed the 10.7M mark! :Q
ViRGE crossed the 6.2M mark! :Q :Q :Q :Q :Q :Q
McBride crossed the 5.M mark! :Q :Q :Q :Q :Q
jfreilly crossed the 4.4M mark! :Q :Q :Q :Q
jatwell crossed the 4.2M mark! :Q :Q :Q :Q
Sofa King crossed the 3.9M mark! :Q :Q :Q
ForceSHO crossed the 3.7M mark! :Q :Q :Q
Geoff Stirling crossed the 3.2M mark! :Q :Q :Q
ecid crossed the 2.3M mark! :Q :Q
SyZ crossed the 1.6M mark! :Q
Phukinaround crossed the 1.5M mark! :Q
Polo crossed the 1.3M mark! :Q
fsawyer crossed the 1.2M mark! :Q
Bleep crossed the 500K mark!
redroby crossed the 300K mark!
Marketsons1985 crossed the 300K mark!
Untamo crossed the 100K mark!
Train says 19 MMs
WooooooooooooooooooooooooMoooooooooooooooooooooos to you all!
and a Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! to all Team Anandtechers!
3rd day of *math* humor, the continuing saga:
How to prove that all odd numbers are prime ?
Well, this problem has different solutions whether you are a:
Coming soon:
1 is prime, 3 is a prime, 4 is a feature, 5 is a prime, 6 is a feature, 7 is a prime, 8 is not yet implemented, 9 is our backwards compatibility module, ...
Computational linguist:
1 is an odd prime, 3 is an odd prime, 5 is an odd prime, 7 is an odd prime, 9 is a very odd prime, ...
Software tech support operator:
Well, we haven't had any reports of composite odd numbers... do you have the latest version of ZFC?
Logician:
Hypothesis: All odd numbers are prime
Proof:
If a proof exists, then the hypothesis must be true
The proof exists; you're reading it now.
From 1 and 2 follows that all odd numbers are prime
Linguist:
1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 aaah. I can make 9 a prime.
Philosopher:
Why don't we just call all the odd numbers prime and call all the prime numbers odd, that way all the odd numbers would be prime
Philosopher (2):
1 is prime. Hum, that's an interesting statement, I'll get one of my research students to look into that.
Economist:
Assume 9 is prime...
Economist (2):
2 is a prime, 4 is a prime.
Economist (3):
2 is even, 4 is even, 6 is even...
Economist (4):
1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is not prime. Look, the prime rate is dropping.
Statistician:
100% of the sample 5, 13, 37, 41 and 53 is prime, so all odd numbers must be prime.
Mechanical Statistician:
1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is an outlier, 11 is prime, 13 is prime...
English major:
What's a prime number ?
Politician:
What's a number ?
Philosophy major:
What is ?
Athletic scholarship:
What !?
Mid-level manager:
1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is... Who can I delegate this to ?
Lawyer:
1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, although there appears to be prima facie evidence that 9 is not prime, there exists substantial precedent to indicate that nine should be considered prime. The following brief presents the case for nine's primeness ...
Salesman:
1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, and with 9 you get five excellent primes for the price of three !
Anthropologist:
Prime or not, every number is unique. Take 9 for example...
Liberal:
The fact that nine is not prime indicates a deprived cultural environment which can only be remedied by a federally funded cultural enrichment program.
Bush:
What's nine got against being prime? I'll bet it won't allow the pledge of allegiance to be said in our schools either.
Nixon:
Put nine on the enemies list. I'm gonna get that number.
New Yorker:
1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ... NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!
rec.humor poster:
1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime
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