Mildly funny t-shirt I saw today

GoldenBear

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It said:

"It's not easy being a penis
You have a head but you can't think
You have an eye but you can't see
You hang around two nuts all day long
Your closest neighbor is an @$$hole
Your best friend is a p*ssy
And worst of all, your owner is always beating you"

And this was in San Francisco, the last place you'd expect to see weird people!
 

Zorba

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I see this around a lot, but the last line is usually "Worst of all, every time you get excited you throw up."
 

SHT49781

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haha. i see that littel quote all over the place. but never thought they would make a t-shirt out of it.
 

b0mbrman

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"It's not easy being a penis
You have a head but you can't think
You have an eye but you can't see
You hang around two nuts all day long
Your closest neighbor is an @$$hole
Your best friend is a p*ssy
And worst of all, your owner is always beating you"


That's a lot of words for a t-shirt...This guy sure must have been a fatty.