MIL attacked with heavy weapons

[JTsyo]

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A desperate husband tried to kill his mother-in-law with an anti-tank missile launcher after claiming she'd turned his wife against him.

Bosnian Miroslav Miljici wanted revenge after blaming his wife's mum for the break-up of his marriage.

And when his mother-in-law survived the rocket attack on her home, he tried to finish her off with a machine gun, a court in Doboj, Bosnia, was told.

She survived both attacks with barely a scratch, judges heard.

Heard this yesterday on Leno. AT rockets probably don't make good CCW. I ownder what the details of the attack was.

 

[KeithTalent]

Nuke her from orbit, it's the only way to be sure!

KT

 

[Modelworks]

If you have a MIL you know you always wished you could do the same thing !

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: JTsyo

She survived both attacks with barely a scratch, judges heard.

I wonder how she'd hold up to zombies?

 

[rudder]

She is the distant third cousin of Chuck Norris.

 

[Barfo]

Originally posted by: Modelworks
If you have a MIL you know you always wished you could do the same thing !

But now you know it won't work :shocked:

 

[sdifox]

She's a T-1000...

 

[vi edit]

Either she's more bullet proof than 50 cent...or he is the absolute definition of fail when it comes to aiming properly.

 

[alkemyst]

damn, need to revamp my zombie disaster plan now.


brb...

 

[arcenite]

Originally posted by: vi edit
Either she's more bullet proof than 50 cent...or he is the absolute definition of fail when it comes to aiming properly.

It is quite amusing to think about the damage he must have done with the rocket and the machine gun, all to watch his MIL emerge from the rubble whilst saying...

"I am the one."

 

[Barfo]

Originally posted by: sdifox
She's a T-1000...

Not news, everyone knows all MILs are.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

And she lived through it! That pretty much proves she's the devil.

 

[ivan2]

now we all know Bosnian military is no threat.

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: ivan2
now we all know Bosnian military is no threat.

But if the Bosnian MILs start marching on you it's time to get the hell out of there.

 

[xanis]

Where the hell do you even get a functioning rocket launcher?

 

[Newbian]

Now that's one way to fix a problem.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Xanis
Where the hell do you even get a functioning rocket launcher?

Ebay.

 

[imported_Imp]

That has fail written all over it. See kids, bigger is not always better.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Xanis
Where the hell do you even get a functioning rocket launcher?

In former Soviet territory, functioning rocket launcher gets YOU, comrade.

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: Imp
That has fail written all over it. See kids, bigger is not always better.

so... many... jokes...

 

[effowe]

He should have been burst firing, spraying at that distance wont hit anything, what a nub.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Xanis
Where the hell do you even get a functioning rocket launcher?

Its Bosnia dude. I'm pretty sure those are the national currency.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Xanis
Where the hell do you even get a functioning rocket launcher?

In former Soviet territory, functioning rocket launcher gets YOU, comrade.

Unless you're someone's mother-in-law, apparently.

 

[Cookie]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus

Originally posted by: ivan2
now we all know Bosnian military is no threat.

But if the Bosnian MILs start marching on you it's time to get the hell out of there.

:Q My boyfriend's mother is from Bosnia, might have to rethink this relationship.

 

[DrawninwarD]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: JTsyo

She survived both attacks with barely a scratch, judges heard.

I wonder how we'd fare if she became a zombie!?