Mikey Cohen is a spoiled privileged piece of

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Fuck that dude in the asshole. Until he asks for extradition to Antartica.

B-but... he said Trump bad! That make him good!



Anyways, what a fucking moron... Which goes for anyone who gets a cushy prison sentence of staying home.

I guess he feels he can still skirt the rules in life and it came back to bite him.
 
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eelw

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Ah is was because of the book deal. When this breaking news was shown on cnn earlier, they didn’t have the full details. But stupid that he still pushed home confinement by going out for dinner.
 

FaaR

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B-but... he said Trump bad! That make him good!
lol Cohen's roughly as good as Michael Avenatti. He's a self-serving, double dealing, lying, criminal, backstabbing piece of excrement.

He was never good and nobody ever thought he was good either. Except for Donnie Dumpy who thought he was the best! lol
 

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Ah is was because of the book deal. When this breaking news was shown on cnn earlier, they didn’t have the full details. But stupid that he still pushed home confinement by going out for dinner.
To be fair, I bet he started at one of those country club prisons and so it wasn't a serious deterrent.
We need to get rid of those entirely, and put white collar assholes in the shithole overpopulated federal prisons.

AND

Every fucking business student should be forced to watch OZ his first year in college. Every god damn one.
 
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To be fair, I bet he started at one of those country club prisons and so it wasn't a serious deterrent.
We need to get rid of those entirely, and put white collar assholes in the shithole overpopulated federal prisons.

AND

Every fucking business student should be forced to watch OZ his first year in college. Every god damn one.

“To be fair, I bet he started at one of those country club prisons and so it wasn't a serious deterrent.
We need to get rid of those entirely, and put white collar assholes in the shithole overpopulated [state not ]federal prisons.”

I fixed it for you.
 

soundforbjt

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I wonder if anyone is keeping close tabs on Manafort, he seems the type to defy it as well.
 
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B-but... he said Trump bad! That make him good!



Anyways, what a fucking moron... Which goes for anyone who gets a cushy prison sentence of staying home.

I guess he feels he can still skirt the rules in life and it came back to bite him.

No it doesn’t, he is a piece of crap hanger on who did one decent thing in his life when threatened with an enormous jail sentence.
He is not good, he has not been good, he had one good moment.
 

brandonbull

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No it doesn’t, he is a piece of crap hanger on who did one decent thing in his life when threatened with an enormous jail sentence.
He is not good, he has not been good, he had one good moment.
I don't think lying is one decent thing.
 

Jhhnn

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Gawd. Cohen was released under a certain set of conditions. They tried to change the rules on him. He said "Nope. Just put me back in the joint." And so they have. You won't see any Trumptards condemning the govt for trying to suppress his right to free speech, either.

It's just another example of Barr's malfeasance. He's reaching way down into the guts of the DoJ to fuck Cohen & protect Trump. It's not supposed to be that way. That's not justice, nor is his conduct wrt Flynn & Stone, either. It's dishonest & corrupt authoritarian bullshit.
 

UNCjigga

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This also has the side benefit of Cohen being unable to cooperate with Cy Vance and Manhattan DA’s office without DOJ controlling access.
 

hal2kilo

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Whether Cohen is a liar, fixer, whatever, he provided paper documents (cough cancelled checks), and other pertinent damning evidence. Can't help it that as soon as Barr got in office, everything to do with the Stormy Daniels case just sort of evaporated into the nether regions.
 

Jhhnn

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Whether Cohen is a liar, fixer, whatever, he provided paper documents (cough cancelled checks), and other pertinent damning evidence. Can't help it that as soon as Barr got in office, everything to do with the Stormy Daniels case just sort of evaporated into the nether regions.

Under Sessions, it went on hold immediately due to standing DoJ policy that a sitting President can't be prosecuted. It'll still be there after Trump is out of office unless he steps down to receive a Pence pardon. It may be impossible to successfully prosecute Trump on the basis that an impartial jury cannot be found. That will be one of the arguments, I'm sure.
 

cytg111

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Gawd. Cohen was released under a certain set of conditions. They tried to change the rules on him. He said "Nope. Just put me back in the joint." And so they have. You won't see any Trumptards condemning the govt for trying to suppress his right to free speech, either.

It's just another example of Barr's malfeasance. He's reaching way down into the guts of the DoJ to fuck Cohen & protect Trump. It's not supposed to be that way. That's not justice, nor is his conduct wrt Flynn & Stone, either. It's dishonest & corrupt authoritarian bullshit.
Here. Its about a book he has already written.
Barr is one fucked up gangster.
 

eelw

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VRAMdemon

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This whole situation stinks of toady Barr interfering. But no idea how Cohen plans to prove it


On The One Hand, he was after all re-arrested for violating his release conditions. OTOH I don’t doubt that he might have been re-arrested to prevent him from writing his before the election book about all the laws he and Trump took part in breaking.

I find it hard to imagine his case will get much traction, either in the popular press or in the courts.
 

Jhhnn

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On The One Hand, he was after all re-arrested for violating his release conditions. OTOH I don’t doubt that he might have been re-arrested to prevent him from writing his before the election book about all the laws he and Trump took part in breaking.

I find it hard to imagine his case will get much traction, either in the popular press or in the courts.

Not quite. He was on furlough, which is different from early release. When they tried to get him to not publish as a condition of early release, highly abby-normal, he said put me back in the joint, instead, so they did.
 

woolfe9998

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This whole situation stinks of toady Barr interfering. But no idea how Cohen plans to prove it


There's no question about it. I'm so sure everyone who gets furloughed because of COVID has to sign an agreement promising not to write a book in order to stay out of jail. Not.
 
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FaaR

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He's barely BEEN in prison, yet he's already being considered for early release...?

Damn. Being convicted of white collar crime really is the best way to crime!