Mike Tyson Quotes

[wheresmybacon]

A few of my faves:

?[He] called me a ?rapist? and a ?recluse.? I?m not a recluse.?

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."

On Lennox Lewis:
"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

More of Mike bein Mike.

 

[StevenYoo]

yeah, he's an ass, but for some reason I like him

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

You know what you call Mike Tyson in a wheelchair?

An asshole

 

[irishScott]

Bah. The last time I saw Mike Tyson do anything good was on Zoolander.

Who cares?

 

[mezrah]

"They say I can't lose. I say you can't win!"

 

[Martin]

Don't you love the fact that you live in a society that values people like him and anna nicole?

 

[hdeck]

last night they showed "mike tyson's greatest hits volume 2" -- it was all fights from early in his career. he was such a good kid with a head on his shoulders. he was a real student of the sport. it's too bad the wrong people got in his head and made him fire his trainer Kevin Rooney. that and the death of Cus D'Amato really sent him down the wrong path in his life & career.

saddens me to think how great he could have been. easily could have been the greatest of all time.

 

[mezrah]

Originally posted by: Martin
Don't you love the fact that you live in a society that values people like him and anna nicole?

I think that's a little unfair to say. The news media may cover stories about them, but I don't think the society "values" either of them, eh?

 

[AMCRambler]

"I'm on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y'all."

Lmao

 

[clamum]

I think the guy's fvcking hilarious.

"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

Hahahaha! :laugh:

 

[Lorax]

Originally posted by: irishScott
Bah. The last time I saw Mike Tyson do anything good was on Zoolander.

Who cares?

he was in zoolander?

 

[Mucho]

On Tyrell Biggs
"He was screaming like my wife."

LOL

 

[amish]

Originally posted by: Lorax

Originally posted by: irishScott
Bah. The last time I saw Mike Tyson do anything good was on Zoolander.

Who cares?

he was in zoolander?

i didn't think so. there are only three black people in the whole movie. ant when he plays zoolander with makeup on, tyrese (sp?) as a trainer for zoolander during the walk off, and one of derek's roomates.

 

[jjones]

He was a great boxer that metamorphosed into one of the worst representatives the sport ever had, and that's saying a lot considering we're talking about boxing.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: hungfarover
A few of my faves:

?[He] called me a ?rapist? and a ?recluse.? I?m not a recluse.?

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."

On Lennox Lewis:
"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

More of Mike bein Mike.

Funny. He probably never said any of that but still funny.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
You know what you call Mike Tyson in a wheelchair?

An asshole

When he's out of the wheelchair?

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: amish

Originally posted by: Lorax

Originally posted by: irishScott
Bah. The last time I saw Mike Tyson do anything good was on Zoolander.

Who cares?

he was in zoolander?

i didn't think so. there are only three black people in the whole movie. ant when he plays zoolander with makeup on, tyrese (sp?) as a trainer for zoolander during the walk off, and one of derek's roomates.

It was him in the walk-off IIRC

 

[amish]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: amish

Originally posted by: Lorax

Originally posted by: irishScott
Bah. The last time I saw Mike Tyson do anything good was on Zoolander.

Who cares?

he was in zoolander?

i didn't think so. there are only three black people in the whole movie. ant when he plays zoolander with makeup on, tyrese (sp?) as a trainer for zoolander during the walk off, and one of derek's roomates.

It was him in the walk-off IIRC

looks like we are both wrong. it was tyson beckford. whoever he is.

 

[StevenYoo]

check out this video of mike:

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_vids/Best_of_Mike_Tyson.htm