Middle-aged+ members of AnandTech, you're asked to give a speech to young adults....

[olds]

Don't drink and drive
1. Save 10% of every dollar you make.
2. Eat well and exercise.
3. Fuck any female that will let you and is legal.
4. Don't have kids.
5. Even if you get married, only buy what you can afford on one salary.

 

[dennilfloss]

:hmm:

To thine own self be true.