mordantmonkey
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how hard would it be to make a microwave gun, parabolic reflector ray-gun style? it'd be pretty sweet to cook hotdogs from across the room.
Originally posted by: NanoStuff
Originally posted by: virtualgames0
The stark percentage of ATOTers that are ignorant enough to think that microwaves are radioactive is shocking. :laugh:
What the hell are you on about? Everything's radioactive; my router is radioactive, so are my testicles believe it or not.
Originally posted by: virtualgames0
Originally posted by: ScottSwingleComputers
Originally posted by: virtualgames0
Originally posted by: Colt45
Originally posted by: virtualgames0
The stark percentage of ATOTers that are ignorant enough to think that microwaves are radioactive is shocking. :laugh:
doesnt have to be radioactive to be harmful.
and for the record. shens.
It's harmful not because it's radiation.. but it's harmful because it contains high levels of energy. If someone beamed 1000W of light radiation at you.. you'd fry just like 1000W of microwave radiation. It has nothing to do with cancer/mutations associated with ionizing radiation such as gamma rays and x-rays.
Is reading comprehension dead? He didn't say its radioactive. To translate what he said " Its still harmful even though its not radioactive"
Nah.. he may not believe it's harmful because of radioactivity, but judging from the comments several posted, it's apparent that many do. And if anything, I never said it wasn't harmful. So Colt45 needs the reading comprehension check. kthnx
Originally posted by: mordantmonkey
how hard would it be to make a microwave gun, parabolic reflector ray-gun style? it'd be pretty sweet to cook hotdogs from across the room.
Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Wait, so that crappy little door to the microwave protects me from the dangerous radiation inside?
What's it made of? Asbestos?
Originally posted by: Baked
Originally posted by: NanoStuff
Originally posted by: virtualgames0
The stark percentage of ATOTers that are ignorant enough to think that microwaves are radioactive is shocking. :laugh:
What the hell are you on about? Everything's radioactive; my router is radioactive, so are my testicles believe it or not.
You have glow in the dark balls?
Originally posted by: PottedMeat
Originally posted by: Smartazz
There's no timer going on my microwave, but when you open the door it turns on, when you close the door the light goes off and the microwave shuts off. Is this dangerous?
edit: What I should have asked was, should I cut the power going into the microwave just in case something else goes wrong with it?
Uh thats a pretty serious defect - arent there 2 or 3 interlocks that prevent that from happening?
Originally posted by: 440sixpack
Originally posted by: PottedMeat
Originally posted by: Smartazz
There's no timer going on my microwave, but when you open the door it turns on, when you close the door the light goes off and the microwave shuts off. Is this dangerous?
edit: What I should have asked was, should I cut the power going into the microwave just in case something else goes wrong with it?
Uh thats a pretty serious defect - arent there 2 or 3 interlocks that prevent that from happening?
Should be, the UL standard for microwave ovens calls for a minimum of two separate interlocks, one of which can not be reached by a part of the human body or other insertable object. In fact, the interlock monitoring circuits should disable the microwave generator from operating if the interlocks fail.
Originally posted by: Rock Hydra
Originally posted by: Baked
Originally posted by: NanoStuff
Originally posted by: virtualgames0
The stark percentage of ATOTers that are ignorant enough to think that microwaves are radioactive is shocking. :laugh:
What the hell are you on about? Everything's radioactive; my router is radioactive, so are my testicles believe it or not.
You have glow in the dark balls?
Heat is a form of radiation.
Originally posted by: Smartazz
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Originally posted by: Smartazz
I just realized, this microwave is broken then. You can't cook anything in it unless it's left open. Imagine not having a microwave oven for a while, that'll suck.
that is why you run to kmart, and buy the $30 microwave...
Well it's built into the wall, don't you need to have an electrician reconnect all the wires to it behind the wall. It's built into the house.
Originally posted by: newParadigm
Originally posted by: Smartazz
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Originally posted by: Smartazz
I just realized, this microwave is broken then. You can't cook anything in it unless it's left open. Imagine not having a microwave oven for a while, that'll suck.
that is why you run to kmart, and buy the $30 microwave...
Well it's built into the wall, don't you need to have an electrician reconnect all the wires to it behind the wall. It's built into the house.
Its gonna be three wires. I rewired all the outlets and switches in three rooms before and I was only like 13 at the time. (just make sure u shut off the breaker for the microwave).
Originally posted by: Smartazz
Originally posted by: 440sixpack
Originally posted by: PottedMeat
Originally posted by: Smartazz
There's no timer going on my microwave, but when you open the door it turns on, when you close the door the light goes off and the microwave shuts off. Is this dangerous?
edit: What I should have asked was, should I cut the power going into the microwave just in case something else goes wrong with it?
Uh thats a pretty serious defect - arent there 2 or 3 interlocks that prevent that from happening?
Should be, the UL standard for microwave ovens calls for a minimum of two separate interlocks, one of which can not be reached by a part of the human body or other insertable object. In fact, the interlock monitoring circuits should disable the microwave generator from operating if the interlocks fail.
So it's safe using the microwave?
Originally posted by: Smartazz
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Originally posted by: Smartazz
I just realized, this microwave is broken then. You can't cook anything in it unless it's left open. Imagine not having a microwave oven for a while, that'll suck.
that is why you run to kmart, and buy the $30 microwave...
Well it's built into the wall, don't you need to have an electrician reconnect all the wires to it behind the wall. It's built into the house.
Originally posted by: randay
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"hrmm, didn't hurt that time." /shrug
Originally posted by: F22 Raptor
There is a seal on the inside of the door that says "do not remove and operate within 60 feet of a pacemaker" or something like that, so yeah I would assume it is a bad idea.
How do you need an electrician for a microwave? It is plugged into the wall and on a bracket, not wired into the house (at least all the ones I have known).