Microsoft's guide to 1337speak

[Pciber]

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx


damned enter key.

 

The internet is officially ruined.
Or, that happened like 8 years ago.

 

[amol]

HAHAHAHaHAHAHA!!!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Leet words possibly indicating illegal activity:

"pwn": A typo-deliberate version of own, a slang term that means to dominate. This could also be spelled "0\/\/n3d" or "pwn3d," among other variations. Online video game bullies or "griefers" often use this term.

WTF. *votes it down*

- M4H

 

[skim milk]

pwn3d

 

[BW86]

rofl hahaha

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

LOL!!! :laugh:

Edit: Don't let your kids get e-bullied!

 

[Shawn]

ahahahaha

 

[tomt4535]

:thumbsup:

 

[Colt45]

muahah

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: Supercharged
ahahahaha

Hey, aren't you supposed to be banned?

 

[sniperruff]

man this is getting sad. imagine your kids at school is going to learn about this crap leet speak, as the rest of the world laugh and consider american kids as retards.

 

[Demo24]

133t speak

lol

pwned

 

[aplefka]

Yeah, I use 1337 when I set up all my drug deals and stuff. Too bad Microsoft is so quick that they caught on. Now that my parents can learn how to speak 1337, they'll surely realize all of my illegal and questionable activities on the internet.

2 :thumbsdown: for Microsoft.

Edit: Whoever types sploitz instead of exploits should be shot.

 

[Tiamat]

:laugh:

 

[MercenaryForHire]

If you hit "NO" to "Did this article help you?" you get a nice feedback form where one of the options is "Information is incorrect."

Flame away. :evil:

- M4H

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

:laugh:

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

Someone had fun with that, awesome!

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: aplefka
Yeah, I use 1337 when I set up all my drug deals and stuff. Too bad Microsoft is so quick that they caught on. Now that my parents can learn how to speak 1337, they'll surely realize all of my illegal and questionable activities on the internet.

I don't see anything under the "illegal activity" indicators that's drug-related, so you should still be good to go. :thumbsup:

Unless you refer to cocaine as "h4x" or something.

 

[OulOat]

"ph": often replaces "f," as in "phear" for "fear" (as in "ph34r my l33t skillz") and vice versa, such as spelling "phonetic" as "f0|\|371(."

I bet someone wrote that entire article just so he could say that

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
If you hit "NO" to "Did this article help you?" you get a nice feedback form where one of the options is "Information is incorrect."

Flame away. :evil:

- M4H

Where do you think I've been for the past 10 minutes now? :evil:

To finish off the email, I put this line.

Any parents who take this seriously shouldn't be using computers, as it's very likely their Amish or lead Amish-like lifestyles, and it goes against their beliefs. That, or they're just idiots.

 

[mb]

Feedback submitted:
omghi2u 7h15 p4g3 r0x0rs my b0x0rs

 

[saxophonoia]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
LOL!!! :laugh:

Edit: Don't let your kids get e-bullied!

lmao

 

[lokiju]

OMFG WTFBBQ LMFAO @ that sh!t

 

[Schneider879]

Thats great.