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MICROSOFT ROCKS!!!!!

LordMaul

LordMaul

Lifer
OK, well, sort of...

I bought a keyboard/mouse package at Sam's Club last December, with the Internet Keybord and IntelliMouse optical.(Just the barebones optical mouse; wheel, wheel/middle click, and two buttons) and recently it has been acting up.(Well, the damn thing kept falling down on the floor! It was faulty! 😉) So I give MS a ring. The guy asks for the PIN #, and my address, says that they usually tell people 4-5 weeks but if I didn't get it in 2-3 to call up again and give them the following #.*insert annoyng tracking # here* He also said that they were out of stock, so he will have it sent Airborne Express and I will be the first to get one.

It was just a few days ago that I called MS up. I GOT MY NEW MOUSE TODAY!!!

That's not all!

He sent me the IntelliMouse w/ IntelliEye and the next "grade" up...IE, the one with 2 shiny silver buttons on each side. It is a USB mouse with a ps/2 adapter.

Damn!

BTW...the guy whom I talked too sounded just like the black guy/kid from Hackers. You know, "Its in that place I put that thing that time!"

Hahahahahahahahahahaha...
 
You have been brainwashed by the "Rodent control" chip in the mouse! Flush it down the toilet immediately! HURRY!!!!
 
I do not see why people like to call the red "LED" a laser? Its not like it has any super powers. Its just a light.
 


<< Its not like it has any super powers. Its just a light. >>




Try telling that to my neighbor, whom I shot with that laser.
 


<<

<< Its not like it has any super powers. Its just a light. >>




Try telling that to my neighbor, whom I shot with that laser. >>

awesome! That's hillarious!!! 😀 Did he blow up?
 


<< I do not see why people like to call the red &quot;LED&quot; a laser? Its not like it has any super powers. Its just a light. >>



'Cause when you say, &quot;Laseerrrr&quot; it sounds cooler than just plain old &quot;EL EE DEE.&quot;

😛
 
MS has very good support.. But then again I've had the pleasure of

Oracle, Adic, Dell, Compuke, Cabletron, IBM, Toshiba, HP and a few more. 99% of the time just to get a RMA but they run me through a long process to prove it's not working.

MS, and I had the same thing with 3Com, Tell em whats wrong.. okay yep it's bad, here is your RMA.

Thankyou Drive through.
 


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<< << Mircosoft sells rocks now? >>

Yep, with lasers on the bottom.
>>

 >>





<< It's an LED, not a laser.

Big difference.

Viper GTS >>




Couldn't you tell I was being sarcastic?
 
I was almost incredulous when I saw this topic, until I saw it was about a mouse, not software.... 😉
 


<< LordMaul: What's the number for the MS RMA department? I need my Intellimouse replaced as well. >>



Jes' call 1-800-360-7561 and they'll hook you right up. 😀

I think you have to press 3...not speak to a techno-weenie, or the other one...
 
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