Microsoft pwns the human body

[gururu]

bleh

 

[Anubis]

what

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: Anubis
what

the

 

[Turkish]

damn they stole my idea! :|

 

[HappyPuppy]

I hear MS patented "air" and is going to start charging every breathing thing on Earth in the near future.

 

[Yossarian]

you just know someone at Microsoft watched the Matrix and wondered "how can we make an OS that the sentinels will use"

 

[UglyCasanova]

I would hate to be the guy that had to test that.

 

[MrCodeDude]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I hear MS patented "air" and is going to start charging every breathing thing on Earth in the near future.

Because if we network Hydrogen with it, we get water. And you think water's free?

 

[KarenMarie]

!WOW!

that is so fvcking scary!!!

:Q

 

[SuperTool]

That's what we need, MS sticking electrodes in us.

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: UglyCassanova
I would hate to be the guy that had to test that.

hahah, i have 2 friends taht work at the patent agency(engineering, IT sector), will have to ask them bout it.

 

[Nocturnal]

Bill Gates = The Anti-Christ

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I hear MS patented "air" and is going to start charging every breathing thing on Earth in the near future.

Because if we network Hydrogen with it, we get water. And you think water's free?

microsoft will have to split 1/3 of the cash with me, i own the rights to oxygen

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: gururu
bleh

Microsoft has been granted a patent on using the human boody as conductive medium for the transmission of power and data

Actually, only a certain part of the human body is used.

 

[DPG0wnz]

all your base are belong to Bill!!!!!!!!111111oneoneoneoneone

 

[Mandos]

THis is getting ridiculous...

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: Anubis
what

the

fvck

 

[loup garou]

Cool.

 

[Bassyhead]

youve got to be kidding me

 

[CFster]

That's right Copper Top!

Kind of ironic...

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: Mandos
THis is getting ridiculous...

You are a noob. Keep quiet and watch the masters at work.

 

[NFS4]

Resitance is Futile Bitch

 

[TheToOTaLL]

As soon as Microsoft builds robots, the matrix will be upon us :Q

 

[Falloutboy]

hey its a pretty cool idea if you tihnk about it. you have your phone in your pocket and you get a call instead of looking at you phone to see who's calling you look at your watch. I can see a ton of ideas for this. how about a LCD mounted in a set of sun glasses the are linked to your PDA

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: iloveme2

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: Anubis
what

the

fvck

are