Microsoft prepares to release its latest OS...

NokiaDude

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"Microsoft prepares to release its latest OS..."
-By: EDWARD SIFUENTES - Staff Writer 02/08/04

Last Thursday at a private CES meeting in Remond Washington, Bill Gates and key developers met with some of the biggest names in advertising history to give a huge publicity boost to it's latest software. As the Microsoft Corp. closes on the deadline for the public release of its latest operating system. Its said that the OS combines the best of three previous operating systems. Windows NT, Windows CE and Windows ME, the current name for the OS is Windows CEMENT. "We wanted an operating system that gathered the technological prowess of NT, with the easy to use interface of ME," said Bill Gates, "then we took part of CE to give it superior mobile capabilities.". Boasting a unprecidented uptime of upto 5 minutes, Microsoft claims Windows CEMENT will be the most stable OS to date. Microsoft also said in a statement that it will have the biggest software package, consisting of over 100 CD's of software included in the box. "We wanted to make sure the user had every piece of valuable software availible to him or her when they first used their computer." said Steve Ballmer. Windows CEMENT will be the first OS to receive a special release time, at 5PM around the world every store will open special containers with a timelock for customers to purchase.
 

xchangx

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woah, I thought this was serious at first.

Windows ME?


scared me for a sec.
 

LOLyourFace

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Originally posted by: NokiaDude
"Microsoft prepares to release its latest OS..."
-By: EDWARD SIFUENTES - Staff Writer 02/08/04

Last Thursday at a private CES meeting in Remond Washington, Bill Gates and key developers met with some of the biggest names in advertising history to give a huge publicity boost to it's latest software. As the Microsoft Corp. closes on the deadline for the public release of its latest operating system. Its said that the OS combines the best of three previous operating systems. Windows NT, Windows CE and Windows ME, the current name for the OS is Windows CEMENT. "We wanted an operating system that gathered the technological prowess of NT, with the easy to use interface of ME," said Bill Gates, "then we took part of CE to give it superior mobile capabilities.". Boasting a unprecidented uptime of upto 5 minutes, Microsoft claims Windows CEMENT will be the most stable OS to date. Microsoft also said in a statement that it will have the biggest software package, consisting of over 100 CD's of software included in the box. "We wanted to make sure the user had every piece of valuable software availible to him or her when they first used their computer." said Steve Ballmer. Windows CEMENT will be the first OS to receive a special release time, at 5PM around the world every store will open special containers with a timelock for customers to purchase.


BAHHAHAHA The best of CE ME NT!
 

NokiaDude

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You don't get it? The best of CE, ME, and NT?!?!?! An OS that boasts an uptime of 5 mintues!?!?!? You guys (except LolyourFace) have NO HUMOR!!
 

MaxDSP

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Originally posted by: NokiaDude
You don't get it? The best of CE, ME, and NT?!?!?! An OS that boasts an uptime of 5 mintues!?!?!? You guys (except LolyourFace) have NO HUMOR!!

There was no humor in it...it was stupid
 

LOLyourFace

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Originally posted by: NokiaDude
You don't get it? The best of CE, ME, and NT?!?!?! An OS that boasts an uptime of 5 mintues!?!?!? You guys (except LolyourFace) have NO HUMOR!!

well I THOUGHT it was funny because I was stupid and tired enough to think it was real, but it's Not funny because it's not real.

:confused: <-- needs sleep
 

andylawcc

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Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
Originally posted by: NokiaDude
You don't get it? The best of CE, ME, and NT?!?!?! An OS that boasts an uptime of 5 mintues!?!?!? You guys (except LolyourFace) have NO HUMOR!!

well I THOUGHT it was funny because I was stupid and tired enough to think it was real, but it's Not funny because it's not real.

:confused: <-- needs sleep


same here.

 

Ness

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It's funny how most of the people who laugh at or make windows stability jokes are the idiots who don't know how to use a computer correctly... you know, install things to "my documents" and the desktop, who have no clue what the control panel is... hah...
 

yllus

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This might have been funny, but it was poorly written and the fact is Windows XP is as solid as a rock for most users who know better than to !%*( with its internals.