Microsoft Obsecurity to be Hackproof?

PenguinPower

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hence why it was on bbspot...yet i still found it interesting because it got my mind thinking about how anything could be hackproof
 

IJump

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<< To ensure complete security in Obsecurity, Microsoft will never release this product to the public. It is locked in a vault in Sub-Basement 16 in Redmond, WA. >>



:)



<< Yes, due to its non-existence Microsoft Obsecurity will work on your current hardware configuration. >>



:p



<< Mysteriously all Beta testers and programmers for Microsoft Obsecurity have disappeared and have not been heard from in weeks. We don't know anything about that. >>



:Q
 

joohang

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<< hence why it was on bbspot...yet i still found it interesting because it got my mind thinking about how anything could be hackproof >>


Heh.

Almost got me initially, though. :)
 

RudeBoie

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Oracle has promised that stuff too. And nothing can be proven to be hackproof. Maybe very difficult and virtually impossible in x amount of time w/o getting caught, but "hack proof?"
 

Shockwave

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I think we'll definately see a hack proof server, about the same time we see a crash proof car or fire proof gasoline.....