Microsoft Firefox 2007

jlbenedict

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The following bare minimums are essential for the optimum operation of MS Firefox 2007

A Credit Card

Microsoft(R) Windows(TM)/Vista Operating System


Microsoft(R) Mouse & Keyboard (Hyperlinks will NOT work without these)


Live(TM) Messenger (Required API to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)


Microsoft(R) Office 2007 (Provides the ability to scroll webpages)


Quad Core Processor (For loading Hotmail.com)


Any SLI Configured Graphics Card > 512mb (TO Display High Definition GIF Images)


1024 MB of RAM (Compensation for Frequent Memory Leaks)


483MB Disk Space


Warning


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Visiting the following sites using MS Firefox 2007 will cause your computer to shut down unexpectedly

www.google.com

www.gmail.com


www.apple.com


www.itunes.com


www.yahoo.com


Any sites with the phrase: microsoft/windows/explorer/vista/bill sucks
 

Twista

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There was a thread on this subject a couple days ago and the mods locked it.
 

krunchykrome

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daniel1113

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"The Microsoft(R) Corporation is an international non-profit organisation exempt from Federal income taxation under IRC 501(c)(3)."

Heh.