michael jackson's melting face

Shantanu

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The Japanese Anime Cartoon Guy period.

He has his eyes tucked and the alleged::koff:: pubic hair 'rumor' seems verified as his new goatee has increased in size and quantity as if by magic. You can now officially call him 'dickface' , I suppose. He has a different jaw implant put in to combat that Ventriloquist Dummy thing he had going. Allegedly. He's a mess. He got his eyes pulled so tight he looks Oriental and they've ceased to line up properly.

Ouch! That's brutal! But it's so true at the same time.
 

DaveSimmons

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So sad, but so funny when described that way. Poor guy, he had so much talent when he was younger and still human.
 

IGBT

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Humpty Dumpty incarnate...all the kings men couldn't put Humpty together again....
 

jjones

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The "Flying Monkey from the Wizard of Oz" look..
LOL, that site is brutal but I have to agree, he's had some of the worst surgery. He gets scarier every year and pretty soon he'll just fall apart into pieces like in the movie "Brazil".