Michael Jackson still doesn?t get it...snicker

Brutuskend

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Nov. 18 ? In retrospect, Michael Jackson and his people probably would have been well-advised to rent some prison movies, because it seems to me that in all the films and television shows I have seen that deal with the milieu of the maximum-security penitentiary, there are no stuffed animals, video games, swing sets, cotton candy machines or choo-choo trains. In the yard, they don?t play ?Ring Around the Rosey,? they play ?Garrote the Squealer.? In the shower, when somebody passes you the soap, it?s not just a gesture of courtesy, it?s the beginning of a relationship.

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Wag

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Ah come on, you know if he goes to prison he'll have to be isolated from the rest of the population, just because of who he is.
 

Maverick

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I bet even the other prisoners will stay away from his ass...have you seen him without make up? He looks scary!
 

Maverick

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I'm surprised MSNBC publishes articles like that...that pushes the limit of taste...even though its hilarious :)
 

bonk102

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If he ever goes to jail, which i highly doubt he will, he'll be so seperated from everyone else that it wont even matter, he'll basically be in isolatino for the rest of his life
 

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Originally posted by: bonk102
If he ever goes to jail, which i highly doubt he will, he'll be so seperated from everyone else that it wont even matter, he'll basically be in isolatino for the rest of his life
Is that in Mexico somewhere?

 

spaceman

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Originally posted by: bonk102
If he ever goes to jail, which i highly doubt he will, he'll be so seperated from everyone else that it wont even matter, he'll basically be in isolatino for the rest of his life

lol
incidental wit ownz you!
 

SKORPI0

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Looks like they have a arrest warrant for against him for child molestation. :Q
 

Brutuskend

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ou gotta LOVE this line.

Alas, it?s starting to look like Michael is in danger of becoming the new fair-skinned androgynous inmate who can really hit a high note when prodded. One can only hope that if he moonwalks down the cell block, he looks where he?s going.
:p