Michael Jackson is SO. F&CKED. UP.

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Is anyone else watching this thing on ABC? This guy is completely insane! When he's bored, he goes to Las Vegas, rents an entire floor of a hotel, and rides a wheelchair around the halls. WTF?!?! I can't even comprehend this.

Now he's talking about the first time he almost had sex!!!!
 

MazerRackham

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I'm on the left coast, so I have to wait another 2.5 hours, but I plan on watching this. It's like watching a train wreck.... :Q
 

Miramonti

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dang, a few more of him our economy would be back in shape! :Q

(2 huge vase things = 500k!)
 

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Originally posted by: jjsole
dang, a few more of him our economy would be back in shape! :Q

(2 huge vase things = 500k!)

He should stop wasting his money and give it to me, I could find things to do with it that would give me more enjoyment then he is out of his frikkin vases
 

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Originally posted by: MazerRackham
I'm on the left coast, so I have to wait another 2.5 hours, but I plan on watching this. It's like watching a train wreck.... :Q

You don't want to look, but you can't help it... I didn't even know this was on, but I flipped on ABC as soon as I saw the thread. couple of seconds was enough for me. :p

What was it the guy on the local radio said a while ago? something along the lines of Jackson going from a good-looking young black man to a butt-ugly old white woman :D

Nate
 

StageLeft

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I watched it for a second. The guy is ugly as sin, but it showed him going around a store buying stuff. I can't help but feel sorry for him really. Some celebrities just lose all touch with reality.
 

KokomoGST

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Wacko Jacko... :Q

"I would be happy wearing a mask..."

DUDE!!! Your face is so plastic it IS a mask!!
 

Swag1138

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Hes just never grown up. Hes reverted to a state of his childhood, and is hiding there.

Thats all I can think watching this.
 

xuanman

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i really want to believe he's got a skin condition b/c how do you even go from becoming black to white through surgery? how is that scientifically possible?
 

amdskip

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He is acting like a little boy in a mans kinda sorta body, flippen gross IMHO.
 

gopunk

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i wouldn't mind doing that whole hotel wheelchair thing... sounds fun. might use a shopping cart instead though...
 

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OMG...just turned it on...did I just hear that he snatched one of his children immediately after it was born and took it home still covered in blood and placenta???
 

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He makes his kids wear masks anytime they're out in public. Hmmm, no, THOSE kids won't be emotionally screwed up.
 

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just turned it on...

WTF??? His life is totally STRANGE. Why are the kids in masks???
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: werk
OMG...just turned it on...did I just hear that he snatched one of his children immediately after it was born and took it home still covered in blood and placenta???

OMFG!!! What a total RETARD!