michael jackson calls boyz II men

[vital]

b2m: Hello?

Michael: yes (in a high pitched voice), is this boyz to men?

b2m: yes.

Michael: do you deliver service or just pick-up?

b2m: we're a BAND Michael!!!

 

[LongCoolMother]

haha

 

[Anubis]

kinda funny

but i still dont know what he was arrested for this time

 

[Platypus]

Let's all jump on the bandwagon!

In the end Michael Jackson is still better than you are, so I don't really see a point at making fun of him.

 

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: vital
b2m: Hello?

Michael: yes (in a high pitched voice), is this boyz to men?

b2m: yes.

Michael: do you deliver service or just pick-up?

b2m: we're a BAND Michael!!!

Haha, nice

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Let's all jump on the bandwagon!

In the end Michael Jackson is still better than you are, so I don't really see a point at making fun of him.

that would depend on how you define better.

 

[tweakmm]

I'm not sure if I'd really call Boyz II Men a "band".

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Let's all jump on the bandwagon!

In the end Michael Jackson is still better than you are, so I don't really see a point at making fun of him.

that would depend on how you define better.

It would indeed. Until you bring yourself out of dirty poverty and make something out your nothing of a life to become one of the most famous and respected musicians in the world, shut the fvck up. So he made mistakes in his life, so you don't agree with his actions, so what. Accomplish half of what he's been through and then come back and talk to me. Before you acuse me of siding with him, I definetly don't, nor do I even appreciate his music all that much, but give some credit where credit is due.

 

[ivol07]

Whats black and comes in a small white can? Michael Jackson


Think about it.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: ivol07
Whats black and comes in a small white can? Michael Jackson

Think about it.

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: ivol07
Whats black and comes in a small white can? Michael Jackson


Think about it.

thats not really a "thinker" of a joke.

 

[dvdrdiscs]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
I'm not sure if I'd really call Boyz II Men a "band".

Boyz2Men = one of the BEST r&b bands EVERRRR until they decided to release that horrible 3rd CD (evolution?).

 

[ReiAyanami]

child abuse begets child abuse

 

[dvdrdiscs]

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Let's all jump on the bandwagon!

In the end Michael Jackson is still better than you are, so I don't really see a point at making fun of him.

that would depend on how you define better.

How about better in the sense that he actually donated millions upon millions to charities. So what have you done today? Hrm.

 

[ivol07]

Originally posted by: PatboyX

Originally posted by: ivol07
Whats black and comes in a small white can? Michael Jackson


Think about it.

thats not really a "thinker" of a joke.

Yeah, but it's just better when you say it. The spelling that I used isn't appropriate for the joke. You know it's funny.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: dvdrdiscs
So what have you done today? Hrm.

i made about 50 stupid comments on ATOT

1-2 useful posts

figured out a way to fix one of my scripts

rebuilt an old crappy windows 95 pc for some testing next week

answered ~40 emails

um, some other stuff


i thought this was a joke thread? :clock:

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Let's all jump on the bandwagon!

In the end Michael Jackson is still better than you are, so I don't really see a point at making fun of him.

Better or has more $?

More $ = yes.

Better....not a chance unless I go on a rampage of molesting small boys. Which by the way AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.

The guy/experiment/whatever named Michael Jackson is a freak show plain and simple. The only thing that spends more time in the asses of small boys is a rectal thermometer.

 

[RaiderJ]

It would indeed. Until you bring yourself out of dirty poverty and make something out your nothing of a life to become one of the most famous and respected musicians in the world, shut the fvck up. So he made mistakes in his life, so you don't agree with his actions, so what. Accomplish half of what he's been through and then come back and talk to me. Before you acuse me of siding with him, I definetly don't, nor do I even appreciate his music all that much, but give some credit where credit is due.

Let me see... you are saying people who bring themselves out of poverty have a "molest small children for free" card? You are a sick b@stard.

As far as I'm concerned, people who molest children, commit rape, etc etc, DESERVE any ill attention they get. Calling those kind of crimes against people "mistakes" is a dark injustice against those whom they were commited. I would hardly say somone who molested my child made a "mistake".

Hooray for people who can better themselves... but Michael Jackson certainly isn't the only one who has done this.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: ncircle

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Let's all jump on the bandwagon!

In the end Michael Jackson is still better than you are, so I don't really see a point at making fun of him.

that would depend on how you define better.

It would indeed. Until you bring yourself out of dirty poverty and make something out your nothing of a life to become one of the most famous and respected musicians in the world, shut the fvck up. So he made mistakes in his life, so you don't agree with his actions, so what. Accomplish half of what he's been through and then come back and talk to me. Before you acuse me of siding with him, I definetly don't, nor do I even appreciate his music all that much, but give some credit where credit is due.

stop defending chimo's

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: RaiderJ

It would indeed. Until you bring yourself out of dirty poverty and make something out your nothing of a life to become one of the most famous and respected musicians in the world, shut the fvck up. So he made mistakes in his life, so you don't agree with his actions, so what. Accomplish half of what he's been through and then come back and talk to me. Before you acuse me of siding with him, I definetly don't, nor do I even appreciate his music all that much, but give some credit where credit is due.

Let me see... you are saying people who bring themselves out of poverty have a "molest small children for free" card? You are a sick b@stard.

As far as I'm concerned, people who molest children, commit rape, etc etc, DESERVE any ill attention they get. Calling those kind of crimes against people "mistakes" is a dark injustice against those whom they were commited. I would hardly say somone who molested my child made a "mistake".

Hooray for people who can better themselves... but Michael Jackson certainly isn't the only one who has done this.

I guess we should all listen to you since you've never done anything wrong in your entire life. I suppose donating thousands of dollars to people all over the world means nothing to you. I suppose supporting Ryan White, a child who died of AIDS by buying him anything he wanted to make his life better before he died means he's a heartless child raping asshole. My mistake. Yeah I think what he did is really fvcked up, and I certainly don't condone it, but like I said, people are flawed.

 

[t3h1337guy]

youre delivery was horrible and the overall content wasnt all too great yes i am a proffesional a s hole

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Let's all jump on the bandwagon!

In the end Michael Jackson is still better than you are, so I don't really see a point at making fun of him.

What exactly are you basing this off of? For instance, if I were to sneeze, my nose wouldn't fall off which I'm not sure can be said for good old Jacko.

Yes indeed, when I think of a better life for myself I think of a life where I'm the subject of nationwide mockery on a regular basis, look like someone from the opposite sex, am a possible sexual deviant, and have had more cosmetic surgeries than most people have cars in their life. That's my ideal world

 

[ed21x]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: RaiderJ

It would indeed. Until you bring yourself out of dirty poverty and make something out your nothing of a life to become one of the most famous and respected musicians in the world, shut the fvck up. So he made mistakes in his life, so you don't agree with his actions, so what. Accomplish half of what he's been through and then come back and talk to me. Before you acuse me of siding with him, I definetly don't, nor do I even appreciate his music all that much, but give some credit where credit is due.

Let me see... you are saying people who bring themselves out of poverty have a "molest small children for free" card? You are a sick b@stard.

As far as I'm concerned, people who molest children, commit rape, etc etc, DESERVE any ill attention they get. Calling those kind of crimes against people "mistakes" is a dark injustice against those whom they were commited. I would hardly say somone who molested my child made a "mistake".

Hooray for people who can better themselves... but Michael Jackson certainly isn't the only one who has done this.

I guess we should all listen to you since you've never done anything wrong in your entire life. I suppose donating thousands of dollars to people all over the world means nothing to you. I suppose supporting Ryan White, a child who died of AIDS by buying him anything he wanted to make his life better before he died means he's a heartless child raping asshole. My mistake. Yeah I think what he did is really fvcked up, and I certainly don't condone it, but like I said, people are flawed.

You have to understand that there are many different degrees of flaws, and equating child molestation to a typical flaw like not putting the toiletseat up is hardly a ground to base your argument on. Yes, donating money was a nice thing for him to do, but just because you do good things does not exampt you from committing crimes and being above the law. And yes, raping someone makes you a rapist despite giving a generous donation.

 

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Originally posted by: RaiderJ

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It would indeed. Until you bring yourself out of dirty poverty and make something out your nothing of a life to become one of the most famous and respected musicians in the world, shut the fvck up. So he made mistakes in his life, so you don't agree with his actions, so what. Accomplish half of what he's been through and then come back and talk to me. Before you acuse me of siding with him, I definetly don't, nor do I even appreciate his music all that much, but give some credit where credit is due.


Let me see... you are saying people who bring themselves out of poverty have a "molest small children for free" card? You are a sick b@stard.

As far as I'm concerned, people who molest children, commit rape, etc etc, DESERVE any ill attention they get. Calling those kind of crimes against people "mistakes" is a dark injustice against those whom they were commited. I would hardly say somone who molested my child made a "mistake".

Hooray for people who can better themselves... but Michael Jackson certainly isn't the only one who has done this.



I guess we should all listen to you since you've never done anything wrong in your entire life. I suppose donating thousands of dollars to people all over the world means nothing to you. I suppose supporting Ryan White, a child who died of AIDS by buying him anything he wanted to make his life better before he died means he's a heartless child raping asshole. My mistake. Yeah I think what he did is really fvcked up, and I certainly don't condone it, but like I said, people are flawed.

Right on.
Child molestation ISN'T A NEW THING FOLKS!
He has a "problem" his brain is wired to want young kids, primarly male. So, lets lynch him right? BURN him at the stake! That witch man get him!!!!
In fact, any creativity brought about from flaw and perversion should be smite by the just and mighty god!

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: SammySon

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Originally posted by: RaiderJ

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It would indeed. Until you bring yourself out of dirty poverty and make something out your nothing of a life to become one of the most famous and respected musicians in the world, shut the fvck up. So he made mistakes in his life, so you don't agree with his actions, so what. Accomplish half of what he's been through and then come back and talk to me. Before you acuse me of siding with him, I definetly don't, nor do I even appreciate his music all that much, but give some credit where credit is due.


Let me see... you are saying people who bring themselves out of poverty have a "molest small children for free" card? You are a sick b@stard.

As far as I'm concerned, people who molest children, commit rape, etc etc, DESERVE any ill attention they get. Calling those kind of crimes against people "mistakes" is a dark injustice against those whom they were commited. I would hardly say somone who molested my child made a "mistake".

Hooray for people who can better themselves... but Michael Jackson certainly isn't the only one who has done this.



I guess we should all listen to you since you've never done anything wrong in your entire life. I suppose donating thousands of dollars to people all over the world means nothing to you. I suppose supporting Ryan White, a child who died of AIDS by buying him anything he wanted to make his life better before he died means he's a heartless child raping asshole. My mistake. Yeah I think what he did is really fvcked up, and I certainly don't condone it, but like I said, people are flawed.

Right on.
Child molestation ISN'T A NEW THING FOLKS!
He has a "problem" his brain is wired to want young kids, primarly male. So, lets lynch him right? BURN him at the stake! That witch man get him!!!!
In fact, any creativity brought about from flaw and perversion should be smite by the just and mighty god!

Wtf are you talking about?