Methamphetamine rocket

Patt

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Can you imagine the empty gleam of happiness they had when they conceived of the master plan for escape? Idiots isn't quite harsh enough.
 

five40

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Police tend to be edgy during traffic stops. If they pull you over and your trunk pops open and a rocket shoots out in their general direction, they'll totally freak out and shoot you repeatedly. OMFG. Crap my pants laughing
 

BigJ

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Hmm. If they rigged the rocket with thermite to ignite in the air, would it have successfully destroyed all the meth?
 

Nitemare

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The probe's comet crash sent up a cloud of debris that scientists hope to examine to learn how the solar system was formed.

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She earlier told the paper that the experiment would "deform her horoscope."

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