Met a crack whore today...

[Pliablemoose]

What a nightmare, in an alternate reality if she didn't have 200K+ miles on her, she was hot once...

She came into the ER saying she had a stroke at age 35 (hardly-she was stoned off her ass, and had a cockroach in her ear), dropped a crack pipe in front of a freaking cop on the way into the ER.

Never a dull moment

 

[BigJ]

If there's evidence that a person came to the ER as the result of a crime, are you legally obligated to alert the police?

 

[Transition]

ttiwwp

 

[Goosemaster]

you should have hittetted it

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
you should have hittetted it

Nah, if she had many dicks sticking out of her as she'd had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine:Q

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
you should have hittetted it

I have never seen such an abomination and mutilation of a word as simple as "hit."

 

[Mrvile]

Maybe, just maybe if I were 2x as stoned as she were I'd consider hitting it.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
you should have hittetted it

I have never seen such an abomination and mutilation of a word as simple as "hit."

my "[sic]" key has been malfunctioning as of 2pm yesterday...

 

[bolomite]

roach coming out of her ear?! :Q


immediately I thought of Mr. Chekhov in Star Trek for some reason

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: bolomite
roach coming out of her ear?! :Q


immediately I thought of Mr. Chekhov in Star Trek for some reason

Think a black Checkhov in a halter top with penciled in eyebrows & stretch marks

 

[bolomite]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: bolomite
roach coming out of her ear?! :Q


immediately I thought of Mr. Chekhov in Star Trek for some reason

Think a black Checkhov in a halter top with penciled in eyebrows & stretch marks

*shudder* :Q

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: bolomite
roach coming out of her ear?! :Q


immediately I thought of Mr. Chekhov in Star Trek for some reason

Think a black Checkhov in a halter top with penciled in eyebrows & stretch marks

 

[Nomada]

I bet she's seen more dickends than bookends

I know this drop dead gorgeous crack addict. You wouldn't believe it, smokin' hot and still smokes probably an 8ball a day, no joke.

 

[gsaldivar]

omg did she let you see her crack teeth?

 

[Mojoed]

Originally posted by: Nomada
I bet she's seen more dickends than bookends

I know this drop dead gorgeous crack addict. You wouldn't believe it, smokin' hot and still smokes probably an 8ball a day, no joke.

I had to look up "8 ball" on urbandictionary.com... Is 3.5 grams per day a lot?