Messing with nigerian scammer

IBuyUFO

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So I was trying to sell an alignment rack for my brother in law through craigslist and this joker said he was interested in it. He would be willing to pay for it and would arrange shipment himself. Knowing this sounded too fishy to me I decided to bait him and said I would agree to sell it to him.
A few days go by and no reply from him until yesterday. The asking price for the rack was $5000 so he said he would send me a check for 8,500.

>ibuyufo ,
> Thanks for the mail,am sorry for the late in respond,
>the price is okay with me, i
>want you to know that i stays in finland and am
>trader, i will prepare a payment of $8,500 for you
>Please as soon as the cashier check get to you there
>take your money $5000 and send the remaining to the
>shipping company that carter for my consignment
>anywhere in the world for the shipment of the goods
>he will definately come for the pick up of goods. If
>it is okay with you i will like you to advise me
>your full name and address your phone number so as
>to prepare the payment without delay.
>Best regards
>Thanks.
>WILLAIMS.................

This is my reply to him:

Oh that's nice that you stayed in Finland. Which part of Finland did you go to? My sister lives there. She lives with another woman and she tells me that they are very very good friends. They're such good friends they sleep in the same bed every night just like I used to do with my mother. Isn't that special? Family bonding.

The rack is still here waiting for you. I just need your credit card number, security code, and your expiration number so I can run it through the machine.

I think you'll find this rack to be really useful in your business. You can lift things with it and set things straight. And you can learn to use it in no time. William, since I like you so much I'll make an exception and bend over so I can personally train you. I'll be hands on and give you in and out. This rack runs hot sometimes so it might get a little steamy if you know what I mean.

But anyway, I look forward to received your credit card. I'm going to lunch now and I have tossed salad. Too bad you're not here otherwise I would invite you.

IBuyUFO

 

apac

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0/10 until you get a picture of said nigerian scammer holding a fish, a loaf of bread and a bottle of wine.
 

shud

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Originally posted by: apac
0/10 until you get a picture of said nigerian scammer holding a fish, a loaf of bread and a bottle of wine.

:laugh:
 

akubi

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Originally posted by: apac
0/10 until you get a picture of said nigerian scammer holding a fish, a loaf of bread and a bottle of wine.

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