Merry frickin christmas

MikeMike

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Merry fucking christmas mother fuckers. hopefully everyone enjoyed themselves tonight. Pray for no DUI's, no fatalities, etc.
 

MikeMike

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Originally posted by: Clair de Lune
Originally posted by: gorcorps
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Originally posted by: newnameman
I like waffles.

i enjoy coors light...

liar... NOBODY enjoys coors light

Someone smack this kid. Coors light? I'd rather drink my piss. And I'm not even a beer snob who can even enjoy a Bud.

you know, i can enjoy any beer. in fact i bet you i have a beer in my fridge right now, that you have never heard of, nor would you think about drinking. I will drink coors light/miller light in order to get drunk. I was on a mission to find Great Lake Xmas Ale, but could not find it, and was pissed... I also guarantee i have a better taste in wine than you could imagine... I have only had 15 beers tonight, so go ahead and tell me how Coors Light, Miller Light, Bud Ligt, etc are not the best beers, how so and so, is better, but yet when you compare $ for $ the domestic drafts still will get you more drunk than any other. Don't make me list the different beers i have tried, and enjoyed...

some of you beer snobs are assholes, and will only talk the talk, but i guarantee none of you will walk the walk. If offered a domestic macro brew, to get drunk on, i would bet you would drink it.

so why dont you come suck my fat cock.
 

LikeLinus

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Jul 25, 2001
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Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
wow, i was hammered

full of shens. No one who is piss drunk and can't walk can type a coherent post like that and not have a ton of misspellings and be able to type all of that. You weren't hammered.

 

scott916

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I like coors light because it doesn't taste like much of anything. Great for beer bongs, broads, and getting shithoused.
 

rudeguy

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Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
wow, i was hammered

full of shens. No one who is piss drunk and can't walk can type a coherent post like that and not have a ton of misspellings and be able to type all of that. You weren't hammered.

I trained myself to type well drunk. I used to get hammered and take those online typing tutorials.

Oh, the good ol days...
 

MikeMike

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Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
wow, i was hammered

full of shens. No one who is piss drunk and can't walk can type a coherent post like that and not have a ton of misspellings and be able to type all of that. You weren't hammered.

so not full of shens... My cousin who is in town, got lost in a closet last night, we finished around 45 beers between 4 ppl. he had atleast 18 himself, i was around 12+.... I just was focusing on typing, i remember typing it, but i also remember every time i made a mistake i would care and correct it....
 

alkemyst

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wow now I know why they are called beer-queers. No that is not a homosexual reference but one that denotes silliness.

I like whatever beer is available. If I want to drop coin I go with nice tequilias and rums. Both of which are still modestly priced and easily obtainable.

Here in Palm Beach County we have these dudes that practically want to have a bar fight over the venue not stocking their 'HoHoHo Fruity Lager Delight' and even worse are those that cannot handle it being available in bottle but not on draft.