Merry f%$*&(g Christmas!

[BlackTigers]

For whatever reason I got conned into working until 1 last night. Not a problem though.

The problem lies in the fact that the manager jsut called me, woke me up, and decided that I needed to be there in about 20 minutes.

What the fuck is that. I told him no, and he told me that's I'm replaceable. This guy is an asshole and I'm going to go shit on his car while I'm there.

In other news, I also have to go in on Christmas. Oh and there;s what seems to be 4" think black ice coating every road.

 

[geno]

What's your job?

 

[olds]

Who answers when work calls?

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Who answers when work calls?

BINGO! On holidays you're always at a place hwere there are no cell phone towers. Remember to turn off the phone or your cover will be busted.

 

[Journer]

i second your shit on his car idea. frozen shit will not come off easily and should still smell pretty bad.

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Who answers when work calls?

Yep, turn off all cellies while off if you have an overbearing boss.

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers
For whatever reason I got conned into working until 1 last night. Not a problem though.

The problem lies in the fact that the manager jsut called me, woke me up, and decided that I needed to be there in about 20 minutes.

What the fuck is that. I told him no, and he told me that's I'm replaceable. This guy is an asshole and I'm going to go shit on his car while I'm there.

In other news, I also have to go in on Christmas. Oh and there;s what seems to be 4" think black ice coating every road.

didnt you get the memo?

if you dont willingly pay the company to let you work at least 15 hours a day 6 days a week including holidays, weekends, and your unpaid vacation days, so that the CEO, CIO, VP and Owner can become millionaires at your expense, then you are a socialistic communistic nazi taliban terrorist. v Now go do your duty to help the rich get richer.

 

[BlackTigers]

Ha...ha....ha.....ha.....

oh my god im still rofling.

So on the way to work, I stretched out the legs of my emergency brake (ice + locked up rear wheels = well...fun)...and then I got to work, and his truck was parked in the back.

I pissed on it. I pissed all over his hood. It's probably going to freeze too.

 

[shiner]

Old Saint Nick's got Bourbon breath
It's so cold you could catch your death
A cop sold me some crystal meth

It's a merry fuckin' Christmas

Everything's so Criss-muss-ee
The streets are twinkling with frozen pee
My priest just sat on Santa's knee
It's a merry fuckin' Christmas

All the kids go to bed each night
To dream what Santa brings 'em
Unless they're Jewish or Muslim
Or some other gyp religion

Crappy toys flyin' off the shelves
Midgets dressed up to look like elves
Spread good cheer or burn in Hell
It's a merry fuckin' Christmas

Cracklin' fires to keep me warm
And my collection of Asian porn
Cradle my bells and work my horn
It's a keep-on-truckin'
Last-year-suckin'
Midget-chuckin'
Slap-the-puckin'
How-much-wood-could-a-woodchuck-chuckin'
Merrrry fuuuuckin' Christmaaaaaas

 

[queenrobot]

Damn, that sucks. I hope that the piss on his car does something bad. I have never pissed on a car before so I wouldn't know what to expect.

 

[BlackTigers]

Originally posted by: geno
What's your job?

I flip burgers.

Yup, I work fast food.

I came home early because he pissed me off so badly that I just walked out.

Fire me, please. I hope the camera caught me pissing on his car.

 

[Legendary]

It can't be stressed enough. Do not pick up the phone next time (if there is one)

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Who answers when work calls?

BINGO! On holidays you're always at a place hwere there are no cell phone towers. Remember to turn off the phone or your cover will be busted.

if i'm on duty i have to answer the phone or it's big trouble.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Who answers when work calls?

BINGO! On holidays you're always at a place hwere there are no cell phone towers. Remember to turn off the phone or your cover will be busted.

if i'm on duty i have to answer the phone or it's big trouble.

Can't they just fire up the Bat Signal instead?

 

[Paladin3]

Dude, unless you have a family to support, you should never have a job that you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds under the right conditions. Sure, for some jobs those conditions would have to be pretty severe, but for flipping burgers the walkout threshold should be pretty damn low.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Who answers when work calls?

BINGO! On holidays you're always at a place hwere there are no cell phone towers. Remember to turn off the phone or your cover will be busted.

if i'm on duty i have to answer the phone or it's big trouble.

Can't they just fire up the Bat Signal instead?

the town can't afford a bat signal, they just ring a giant bell.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: queenrobot
Damn, that sucks. I hope that the piss on his car does something bad. I have never pissed on a car before so I wouldn't know what to expect.

They blow up.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Who answers when work calls?

BINGO! On holidays you're always at a place hwere there are no cell phone towers. Remember to turn off the phone or your cover will be busted.

if i'm on duty i have to answer the phone or it's big trouble.

Can't they just fire up the Bat Signal instead?

the town can't afford a bat signal, they just ring a giant bell.

So instead of Batman you're Bellboy?

Seems like a lame superhero. What's your superpower, the ability to carry more than 3 full sized bags?

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Who answers when work calls?

BINGO! On holidays you're always at a place hwere there are no cell phone towers. Remember to turn off the phone or your cover will be busted.

if i'm on duty i have to answer the phone or it's big trouble.

Can't they just fire up the Bat Signal instead?

the town can't afford a bat signal, they just ring a giant bell.

So instead of Batman you're Bellboy?

Seems like a lame superhero. What's your superpower, the ability to carry more than 3 full sized bags?

:laugh: better than having no super power at all i suppose.

 

[BoomerD]

You should have pissed in his gas tank...

 

[jonks]

Don't let the metal of the car touch your ass or you'll be in an American Pie situation. The fire dept, the police, everyone will come watch as they detach you from the car. Maybe crap at home, fish it out, and deposit it in his desk or something.

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: sao123
didnt you get the memo?

if you dont willingly pay the company to let you work at least 15 hours a day 6 days a week including holidays, weekends, and your unpaid vacation days, so that the CEO, CIO, VP and Owner can become millionaires at your expense, then you are a socialistic communistic nazi taliban terrorist. v Now go do your duty to help the rich get richer.

I would flame you, but your sig is awesome. :laugh: