Merry Christmas. Shitters full.

[bobdole369]

WTF happened to Randy Quaid??!! He must have been in a billion movies. He a crackhead or something?

http://ca.eonline.com/uberblog/b201198_randy_quaid_wacky_wife_burgle_their_way.html

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/randy-quaid-wife-found-living-in-their-old-house/47434

 

[rockyct]

Wow, he actually turned into himself from the Vacation movies. "I'd like to try to fumigate this here chair. If you don't mind my askin', how much did she set you back?"

 

[Tweak155]

He was also in Independence Day. This dude should be well off.

 

[NFS4]

He was also in Independence Day. This dude should be well off.

"They did things to him... sexually."

 

[Fritzo]

Eddie: "Well, don't go putting none of that stuff on my sled Clark. You know that metal plate in my head?"
Clark: "Ah! How could I forget?"
Eddie: "I had to have it replaced, because everytime Cathrine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about a half-hour or so. So, over at the VA, they had to replace it with a plastic one. It ain't as strong. So, I don't know if I ought to go sailing down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic."
Clark: "You really think it matters Eddie?"
Eddie: "Well, see the plate runs right underneath the part here. See, over here, nothing. But, here if this gets dented, then my hair just ain't going to look right."

 

[Goosemaster]

"They did things to him... sexually."

That brings me back

 

[DaTT]

Eddie: "Well, don't go putting none of that stuff on my sled Clark. You know that metal plate in my head?"
Clark: "Ah! How could I forget?"
Eddie: "I had to have it replaced, because everytime Cathrine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about a half-hour or so. So, over at the VA, they had to replace it with a plastic one. It ain't as strong. So, I don't know if I ought to go sailing down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic."
Clark: "You really think it matters Eddie?"
Eddie: "Well, see the plate runs right underneath the part here. See, over here, nothing. But, here if this gets dented, then my hair just ain't going to look right."

Ahhh, Clark Griswold. Great flicks. You really think it matters Eddie? Awesome

 

[moshquerade]

meth has fried both of their brains?

 

[foghorn67]

Clark: Is that real tomato ketchup,Eddie?
Eddie: Nothing but the best, Clark.

 

[zerocool84]

Quaid has never been the best looking guy so yea

 

[QueBert]

"I don't know why it's called Hamburger Helper, it does just fine on it's own" Randy is fucking comedy.