Merry Christmas!!! $hitter was full! :)

Tauren

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That is the best freakin' scene! I love it when she asks him what he's looking at and starts out "The majesty of a crisp winters morn, etc." and then says, "And some a$$hole emptying a chemical toilet into our storm sewer." I lose it every time!
 

Taz4158

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I preferred the first one but this one was funny too. Loved when he was locked in the attic.
 

sharkeeper

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The scene where he falls down the stairmaster with all the movies and projector was hilarious!

Let's not forget the Persian cat that got burned into the rug! LOL Talk about the ultimate burn in! Guess the result would be a Persian rug. :)

Cheers!
 

Taz4158

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I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?
 

sharkeeper

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You sound like you've watched it as many times as my wife has...hehehe

How about the cop: "That's pretty low mister, If I had a rubber hose, I'd beat..."

Cheers!
 

Fearlss1

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What about snots.. LOL their dog and that squirrel. And the sled ride Hahahahahah... But I want the chick from the pool..
 

Taz4158

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Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark?
Clark: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the christmas lights.

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

Aunt Bethany: Is Rusty still in the Navy?
 

ratkil

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Interesting coincidence, just watched this movie last night. I still think the best part is the car ride while they are going to get the tree, the somewhat psychotic look on Chevy's face is classic. :)
 

LemonHead

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I ROTFAPIMP for 5 solid min when Eddie says: "...Turns on the Microwave, I forget who I am and pi$$ in my pants!" :D
 

N8Magic

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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

If you haven't seen it, I *strongly* recommend it as well. Even "out of season" its a great watch!