Mental note: don't make homosexual advances on Hungarians

[GodlessAstronomer]

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After a couple of drinks, Mr Brown dropped to his knees on the floor and ran his hand over Ambach?s inner thigh but stopped when Ambach told him he was not gay, Ms Marshall said.

When Mr Brown later touched his groin, Ambach hit him at least five times over the head with a banjo, then rammed the broken neck into his mouth, she said.

...

He died in hospital three days later.

Update: The prick was only given 12 years. Text.

 

[nakedfrog]

Maybe he wouldn't squeal like a pig.

 

[compuwiz1]

Sounds like he met part of the goal that overly assertive gay men have.....getting front teeth knocked out. I don't think he meant to die, however. :shocked:

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait until lunch time.

 

[joesmoke]

this is common knowledge...

 

[pwnagesarus]

win

edit: four same time posts?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait until lunch time.

How did all those eels get in your hovercraft?

 

[So]

Wait, the guy told him to stop, he clearly got the message and stopped, then he started again? Essentially molesting the guy? Maybe I'm being insensitive or don't have the whole story, but I think he was warned. Not that he deserved death, but geez, take a hint.

 

[Mr. Lennon]

It must be tough being a gay guy...

Only a small fraction of the population is gay....they must have to give it a shot in hope that the guy they are after is gay as well.

This guy saw someone he thought was cute and decided to put out some moves...but was rejected. He was probably super drunk so that is why he continued. Hmm this sounds like something a lot of disrespectful men do to women...only women can't fight back like that.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282
It must be tough being a gay guy...

Only a small fraction of the population is gay....they must have to give it a shot in hope that the guy they are after is gay as well.

This guy saw someone he thought was cute and decided to put out some moves...but was rejected. He was probably super drunk so that is why he continued. Hmm this sounds like something a lot of disrespectful men do to women...only women can't fight back like that.

I recently had a gay guy make advances on me in an online dating site. This isn't unusual, but what was surprising this time was that he was actually a really nice guy :Q Usually gay guys send me vulgar messages that amount to "hey dude, why dont you come round and have some discrete, no strings buttsecks". This guy sent me a really nice message, apologising because he knew my profile said I was straight but lots of closet gays/bis are afraid to post their true sexuality. I kind of felt bad about ignoring him :laugh: I agree, it must be tough, but gay men can come on really strong at times, which is irritating.

 

[StinkyPinky]

Imagine the conversation with Peter at the Pearly Gates

Peter: So, how did you die?

Dead Gay Guy: I tried to rape someone and they beat me to death with a banjo and then shoved the banjo down my throat

Peter: My place. 9pm.

 

[Leros]

Noted.

 

[StinkyPinky]

Oh wait....shit, here it comes. The BEST JOKE OF ALL TIME

Ready?


I guess you could say he was HUNGARY

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
Oh wait....shit, here it comes. The BEST JOKE OF ALL TIME

Ready?


I guess you could say he was HUNGARY

Your previous post was much funnier :laugh:

 

[SonnyDaze]

Ferdinand Ambach, 32, has been on trial at the High Court in Auckland for the past two weeks, accused of murdering Mr Brown, 69...

gaygiggity gaygiggity

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282
It must be tough being a gay guy...

Only a small fraction of the population is gay....they must have to give it a shot in hope that the guy they are after is gay as well.

This guy saw someone he thought was cute and decided to put out some moves...but was rejected. He was probably super drunk so that is why he continued. Hmm this sounds like something a lot of disrespectful men do to women...only women can't fight back like that.

I recently had a gay guy make advances on me in an online dating site. This isn't unusual, but what was surprising this time was that he was actually a really nice guy :Q Usually gay guys send me vulgar messages that amount to "hey dude, why dont you come round and have some discrete, no strings buttsecks". This guy sent me a really nice message, apologising because he knew my profile said I was straight but lots of closet gays/bis are afraid to post their true sexuality. I kind of felt bad about ignoring him :laugh: I agree, it must be tough, but gay men can come on really strong at times, which is irritating.

hey babe, my place tonight buttsechs?

 

[mugs]

Mental note: don't sexually assault people. Ever. Anywhere.

 

[SunSamurai]

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282
It must be tough being a dumbshit that continued to sexually harass some other person in a sexual manner ...guy...

Only a small fraction of the population is a dumbshit that continued to sexually harass some other person in a sexual manner ...guy.......they must have to give it a shot in hope that the guy they are after is gay as well.

This guy saw someone he thought was cute and decided to put out some moves...but was rejected. He was probably super drunk so that is why he continued. Hmm this sounds like something a lot of disrespectful men do to women...only women can't fight back like that. (except if they have guns, mace, boyfriends, etc im dumb)

fixed

 

[91TTZ]

Why is this guy on trial? He warned the gay dude once and he continued molesting him. I'm sure he didn't mean to kill him but the beatdown was in order.

 

[Kirby]

:laugh:

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Why is this guy on trial? He warned the gay dude once and he continued molesting him. I'm sure he didn't mean to kill him but the beatdown was in order.

You don't think there should be a trial when someone is beaten to death for sexual advances?

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Updated OP.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Why is this guy on trial? He warned the gay dude once and he continued molesting him. I'm sure he didn't mean to kill him but the beatdown was in order.

You don't think there should be a trial when someone is beaten to death for sexual advances?

Not when it's someone trying to spread teh gay...

Seriously...he tried once and was turned down. Ok, fine...he made a simple mistake.
The second time, he deserved to have his ass kicked. (perhaps not killed, but definitely beyond a simple punch in the mouth.)

Dude, if you have to make a mental note to not make homosexual advances on ANYONE, let alone on Hungarians...you're fucked up beyond all repair.

 

[Barfo]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282
It must be tough being a gay guy...

Only a small fraction of the population is gay....they must have to give it a shot in hope that the guy they are after is gay as well.

This guy saw someone he thought was cute and decided to put out some moves...but was rejected. He was probably super drunk so that is why he continued. Hmm this sounds like something a lot of disrespectful men do to women...only women can't fight back like that.

I recently had a gay guy make advances on me in an online dating site. This isn't unusual, but what was surprising this time was that he was actually a really nice guy :Q Usually gay guys send me vulgar messages that amount to "hey dude, why dont you come round and have some discrete, no strings buttsecks". This guy sent me a really nice message, apologising because he knew my profile said I was straight but lots of closet gays/bis are afraid to post their true sexuality. I kind of felt bad about ignoring him :laugh: I agree, it must be tough, but gay men can come on really strong at times, which is irritating.

Come on, give him a chance, perhaps you'll like it.