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Men's room etiquette violated.

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wallsfd949

Golden Member
So I'm at the SRQ airport the other day and I have to... well, you know. I step into the bathroom and begin to take care of buisness at the urinal. A guy walks up to the urinal next to me as he says something fairly loud. Now, I don't know about you, but everywhere I've been, talking in the Men's room is a foul (5 yd penalty).

I glance out of the corner of my eye and notice a cell phone is stuck to his face.

I was hoping that he had said 'Call you later' and was done with that conversation but.. no, he procedes to talk. I decide something must be done...

"AAHhhhhahhhhhhhh" (loudly)

Guy looks over at me... then back to his conversation and... well... whatever he was doing at the urinal.

"AAAAAhhhhahhhaaaaaaaHhhhhhh" (louder yet)

Guy looks over at me a second time, so I look back...

"Are you looking at my penis?" (loud enough that his phone conversation knew where he was and what he was doing).


Guy quickly finishes what he was doing at the urinal and leaves.


I hate it when people talk in the men's room...

 
You should have started doing the Gollum thing

"No precious, we don't WANTS to kill the man on the phone!"
"WE MUST! We HATES him! He must DIE!"
 
True or not, Teh Funnay. Points if you sprayed his shoes.

And a big OMGBITEMEWTFBBQ to the poodle yapping numb nuts who tried to get large in your wake, and then fell to fighting over cookie crumbs, as is their lot in life.
 
Originally posted by: sm8000
I hate talking to people on the phone and they start pissing in a toilet.
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next time tell them to be more corteous and put a towel over their head. the ambient noises of being in a restroom arent as obvious.
 
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