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Men- Would you carry a mini umbrella instead of a full size one?

JEDI

JEDI

Lifer
A full size umbrella costs $3 at walmart. a mini one costs $5. Both are colored black

guys, would you ever carry around a mini umbrella if you werent holding it for a girl?

btw-i bought the big one, not because of stigma but because it was cheaper
 
What stigma? I use a small one because I don't want to look like a homo with a big umbrella... not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
i'd get the full sized one. the small one isn't practical becuz i still get drenched from shoulder down.
 
What's a mini umbrella? I have ones that fold and then snap close, but when expanded, it's pretty much full size... might be a TAD smaller, but i wouldn't call it a 'mini'.
 
lol, if you really worry about the size of the umbrella you carry, you have problems. There are a lot of umbrellas that are mini-sized when folded up, but open up to normal sized...they're usually a bit more expensive, but it's a lot more convinient for me, since I can throw it in my bag and not have to hold it in my hand.

Too bad some fvcker stole my Kenneth. bah.
 
Does anyone even LOOK to see what kind of umbrella someone else has? Fsck, as long as it's not hot pink, I don't think anyone would base your sexuality on it. WTF is wrong with you people?
 
Real men have or don't have any kind of umbrella according to their own internal dictates. Mine is huge and colorful because I use it an a commenting divice. WOW, MAN, SOME UMBRELLA!!!!! Yeah colorful like my personality. But that only happens if I happen to remember to take it with me if I hear it's going to rain.
 
My mini-umbrella can kick your ass. Its maybe the size of a remote control, opens fullsize and it opens and closes with the touch of a button. Go ahead and cry because you need a big umbrella to compensate for your little manhood...
 
I love my full size umbrella... it's large, and has a 'see thru window' 😀

but i also love my mini quick pop umbrella.

for heavy downpours, my large one
for lite mist.. my mini.

 
Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Who the F were you talking too, Kevin. I need a huge umbrella just to keep my manhood dry.
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Anyone who thinks that the size of an umbrella matters in the real world...
 
I prefer a mini. Those minis weigh so little I was just able to attach a pole to it and walk around with it over my head.
Best part is if I need a car in a hurry I can just squeeze into it and drive off.
 
for heavy downpours, my large one
for lite mist.. my mini.
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Damn, I read that as:

for heavy downpours, my large one
for limp wrist.. my mini

Sounds like you're talking about your period.
 
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