Men should sit down to urinate.

[nehalem256]

Sweden socialist party wants men to sit too.

http://personalliberty.com/2012/06/14/socialist-party-in-sweden-wants-men-to-sit-down-to-pee/

Seems to me like they are taking a dump on the idea of his body, his choice huh.

 

[SandEagle]

You laughing at yourself cuz Indians are known to have teeny peenies as well.

heh. i must be speciAl. i break many asian stereotypes. i smell good, i suck at math, im hung like a moose, i am not fond of indian women, i dont care for 22k gold, im cool and outgoing, im funny, im definitely not cheap, and im not a doctor/engineer/gas station clerk

 

[busydude]

You laughing at yourself cuz Indians are known to have teeny peenies as well.

I laugh at Asians as they have smaller penises than Indians.

When was the last time you saw your own dick.. considering all Americans are fat.

 

[Broheim]

I'll admit it, I pee sitting down when I'm home, but that's mostly because I always seem to get the downtown pushdown halfway through peeing so I might as well just sit down to begin with (this way I can also squat and surf).

but when I'm not home I'll pee standing up like a man.

 

[Oyeve]

The only time I pee sitting down and not taking a dump is when I smoke a cig, or when I am totally drunk.

 

[Fritzo]

I stand, but never get any splashing because it's usually half submerged after I unzip.

 

[SheHateMe]

Asian men can sit while they pee. They practically have vaginas.

 

[sixone]

My ex always did. I think sharing a bathroom with his older sisters was responsible for that.

I envy you guys being able to stand up in public restrooms. I wish women could do that.

 

[OCGuy]

LOL...the Japanese sit to pee....hahahahahahahhaa

 

[OCGuy]

When was the last time you saw your own dick.. considering all Americans are fat.

So we are all fat and still crushed everyone at the Olympics?

Imagine if we were in shape....!

 

[Red Squirrel]

The key to peeing standing up and still keeping it clean is to aim for the inside part of the bowl that is not under water, at less than a 45 degree angle which causes the pee to not splash back.

Also, it's shorter than you think, stand closer, when it's done it will drip until you wipe it with a small piece of toilet paper, you want those drips to land inside the bowl, not on the edge as it will splash all over including your knees, which is quite gross.

 

[Spungo]

Well, it would prevent all the 'sprinkles' i see on public toilet seats (seriously, fuck people who can't aim).

I'm still amazed that some men are capable of writing their own name in the snow and other men can't hit the broad side of a barn. Is it some kind of physical condition that prevents proper aiming?

 

[sixone]

I'm still amazed that some men are capable of writing their own name in the snow and other men can't hit the broad side of a barn. Is it some kind of physical condition that prevents proper aiming?

Maybe they should add this to the grade school curriculum. :hmm:

 

[polarmystery]

I hear painting a target in a men's urinal decreases spillage by up to 85%

 

[OutHouse]

any man who sits down to piss is needs a sex change operation and become the woman they are.

 

[MrColin]

My ex always did. I think sharing a bathroom with his older sisters was responsible for that.

I envy you guys being able to stand up in public restrooms. I wish women could do that.

I knew a girl that could pee while standing. She would hold her stuff apart and cock her pelvis in kind of an awkward looking position. She would always clear her shoes but didn't quite get the distance than men can.

I have to say there are few things as unsettling as touching your junk to the rim of a public toilet, eeeesshhh!

 

[OCGuy]

If you are small enough that you pee on your balls standing up, then I guess this makes sense.

 

[Bateluer]

No reason for men to sit to pee. They just need to stop making round bowled toilets that are 8in off the floor. Irritating to sit on the toilet and have your knees higher than your penis. And I'm only 5'9" tall.

 

[HeXen]

Urinals should be mandatory in ALL restrooms

 

[OutHouse]

Urinals should be mandatory in ALL restrooms

if i ever get in the position to build my own house i will have urinals.

 

[JulesMaximus]

If I get up in the middle of the night and have to pee I always sit down to avoid having to turn on a light.

All the toilets in my house have the longer oval shaped bowls.

 

[HeXen]

there are always small bits of water that splash out of the toilet onto anything near if your hitting the water directly. I would prefer a urinal in my home or at least a taller toilet.

 

[Sluggo]

I'm still amazed that some men are capable of writing their own name in the snow and other men can't hit the broad side of a barn. Is it some kind of physical condition that prevents proper aiming?

Which one of these looks easier to write with? :biggrin:

 

[PottedMeat]

Tyree: You sit down when you pee, you got that?

 

[lothar]

Well, it would prevent all the 'sprinkles' i see on public toilet seats (seriously, fuck people who can't aim).

Says who?
Have you ever cleaned a women's public bathroom before?
Regardless of gender, there is piss on the seats of public restrooms.

Most women(the clean ones or maybe I should say the "germaphobes" at least) hover when using public toilet seats.
Even Mosh has confirmed that she does it.

You can't possibly tell me that a woman taking a piss by hovering is a better aimer than a guy standing up.