Men SHOULD NOT be allowed to surf the internet EVER...

[AreaCode707]

I surf fast, man, because I know what I want to look at on each webpage. I do not feel the need to pause at each page to "check" for boobage. Contrary to what you may think, that shot of Lindsey Lohan's chest you've seen six times is not entertaining.

Until you can bookmark non-porn pages, you are prohibited from surfing the internet.

Oh, and why do you seem to be on porn sites within seconds of opening a brower.

 

[Isshinryu]

I'm all for that...if women are banned from driving.

 

[pulse8]

Thanks for sharing.

 

[eigen]

2/10

But , if pics with cleavage were provided 11/10.

 

[Mookow]

.

 

[Anubis]

worst attempt ever

 

[iwearnosox]

At least men don't PMS and post.

 

[jagec]

There are those of us who don't surf porn and don't think Lindsey Lohan is all that...

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: jagec
There are those of us who don't surf porn and don't think Lindsey Lohan is all that...

Spoof thread.

 

[oniq]

This is sexist, you should be banned!

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: eigen
2/10

But , if pics with cleavage were provided 11/10.

Hey, it takes a 10/10 original thread to make a 10/10 spoof thread. Since the original was 2/10, whatcha see is whatcha get.

 

[Teliasen]

Originally posted by: Anubis
worst attempt ever

j/k

3/10

 

[crab]

Originally posted by: jagec
There are those of us who don't surf porn and don't think Lindsey Lohan is all that...

5/10 tho

 

[SmoochyTX]

10/10

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: eigen
2/10

Yah, but considering the other thread was a 1/10 this is an improvement...

edit: HotChic beat me to the punch... but hey, you aren't supposed to give props to your own spoof thread! :|

 

[Bootprint]

Surfing implies that you are just looking around, but I know exactly where the porn is.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: jagec
There are those of us who don't surf porn and don't think Lindsey Lohan is all that...

Yeah, there are a few gay members here...

 

[Zenmervolt]

*tsk, tsk, tsk*

HotChic, whatever shall we do with you? You can come up with better spoof threads than this, you've watched enough Marx Brothers and the like.

ZV

 

[AlienCraft]

worst parody evar!
<with intentional Intarweb spelling errors

 

[lobadobadingdong]

I'm a man and I don't go to porn sites. (Maxim is about the closest to porn I visit) does that mean I get to surf the internet.

 

[dighn]

why are all women stereotypers?!

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: jagec
There are those of us who don't surf porn and don't think Lindsey Lohan is all that...

Yeah, there are a few gay members here...

:beer:

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: jagec
There are those of us who don't surf porn and don't think Lindsey Lohan is all that...

Yeah, there are a few gay members here...

"Oh, be nice!"

 

[Brutuskend]

HEY, I have a few pages other than pron bookmarked.

 

[IamElectro]

Originally posted by: jagec
There are those of us who don't surf porn and don't think Lindsey Lohan is all that...

I would second that. I have a girlfriend who provides plenty of adult entertainment and isnt that Lindsey girl 17.