MEN! HOW TYPICAL!

[Brutuskend]

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together 20 years ago. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge.

"Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute.

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

So I hung up...

 

[Chaotic42]

lol:beer:

 

[Reliant]

HAHA!

 

[Confused]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
lol:beer:

 

[Borracho]

nice lol

 

[dquan97]

hehehe

 

[Garet Jax]

I'm surprised he even started the conversation without seeing a current picture of her.

 

[3point14]

:beer:

 

[Zim Hosein]

Haha

Cheers Brutuskend :beer:

 

[Jzero]

LOL. One of my ex-gfs IMed me awhile back and propositioned me (her exact words were "I'd love to have just one chance for you to bend me over the kitchen counter). Now, she was always pretty busty, even in 10th grade (10 years ago).

When I acted skittish, she said "I'm just as pretty as I was in high school, but I got a little more voluptuous."

That was that....

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Garet Jax
I'm surprised he even started the conversation without seeing a current picture of her.

The first words out of his mouth should have been, "Pics or ban".

You didn't seriously do that did you? That is so callous its funny.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Jzero
LOL. One of my ex-gfs IMed me awhile back and propositioned me (her exact words were "I'd love to have just one chance for you to bend me over the kitchen counter). Now, she was always pretty busty, even in 10th grade (10 years ago).

When I acted skittish, she said "I'm just as pretty as I was in high school, but I got a little more voluptuous."

That was that....

What do you mean that was that? You stopped right when it was getting good!

 

[Mr N8]

LOL!

A few more :beer: for a few more inches!

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: Jzero
LOL. One of my ex-gfs IMed me awhile back and propositioned me (her exact words were "I'd love to have just one chance for you to bend me over the kitchen counter). Now, she was always pretty busty, even in 10th grade (10 years ago).

When I acted skittish, she said "I'm just as pretty as I was in high school, but I got a little more voluptuous."

That was that....

What do you mean that was that? You stopped right when it was getting good!

You see "a little more voluptuous."
I see "deuce, deuce and a half."

 

[TekChik]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: Jzero
LOL. One of my ex-gfs IMed me awhile back and propositioned me (her exact words were "I'd love to have just one chance for you to bend me over the kitchen counter). Now, she was always pretty busty, even in 10th grade (10 years ago).

When I acted skittish, she said "I'm just as pretty as I was in high school, but I got a little more voluptuous."

That was that....

What do you mean that was that? You stopped right when it was getting good!

did you just yaddy, yaddy, yadda SEX????

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Jzero

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: Jzero
LOL. One of my ex-gfs IMed me awhile back and propositioned me (her exact words were "I'd love to have just one chance for you to bend me over the kitchen counter). Now, she was always pretty busty, even in 10th grade (10 years ago).

When I acted skittish, she said "I'm just as pretty as I was in high school, but I got a little more voluptuous."

That was that....

What do you mean that was that? You stopped right when it was getting good!

You see "a little more voluptuous."
I see "deuce, deuce and a half."

Ah...I guess I thought breast implants first. But yes, that was that.

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: TekChik
did you just yaddy, yaddy, yadda SEX????

LMAO.
There's more to the story, but the primary factor in my saying "no" was really that I had just started dating the girl who would become my fiancee some 7 months later.

But I did make a brazen comment, much to her chagrin, that I interpreted voluptuous as fat.

 

[BigToque]

hahahaha....

:beer::beer:

 

[GoingUp]

 

[PunDogg]

hahahaha