Men are like

[DaWhim]

Laxatives-irritate the ****** out of you.
Bananas- older they get, the less firm they are
Weather- Nothing can be done to change them.
Blenders- You need one but you're not quite sure why.
Chocolate Bars- Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
Commercials- Can't believe a word they say.
Department Stores- Their clothes are aways 1/2 off.
Government Bonds- Take so long to mature.
Mascara-Usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Snowstorms- You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Lava Lamps- Fun to look at but not very bright.
Parking Spots-All good ones are taken the rest are handicapped.

:laugh:

 

[George P Burdell]

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[spunkz]

Originally posted by: DaWhim

Snowstorms- You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

:laugh:

ahahahaha

 

[SithSolo1]

I think we should revoke your man card.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: DaWhim
Chocolate Bars- Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Cute 6/10 🙂

 

[LtPage1]

Originally posted by: SithSolo1
I think we should revoke your man card.

He ceded any right to it the instant he saw the list and finished reading it.

 

[compuwiz1]

Like women say, a good man is hard to find and a hard man is good to find. 🙂

 

[DAGTA]

Men are like cement, after being laid they take a while to get hard.
Women are like carpet, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever.

 

[dugweb]

😕

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: DaWhim

Blenders- You need one but you're not quite sure why.

:laugh:

Uh... do you need a man but aren't quite sure why?