I feel a story coming on......Ok, if you insist, I'll tell it.
During the 60s I was at an, er, umm, well, "function" and about 2:00 a.m. when we were all drunk and/or stoned beyond belief, about 20 of us stripped naked and stood in a line and had a p*ssing contest. I believe a guy won because the guys could aim at a 45 degree angle and thereby achieve greater distance. However, for sheer multi-directional spraying power, the women were definitely superior.
Also, there is almost nothing funnier than watching a woman pee while she is standing up. 🙂