Geekbabe
Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones, because they're
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just pick up the rotten
apples off of the ground, which aren't as good -- but easy! The apples
at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when, in
reality, they're amazing. They simply have to wait for the right man to come
along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of
the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who
already have been picked!
Now men ... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up
to women to stomp the shiat out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with 😉
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones, because they're
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just pick up the rotten
apples off of the ground, which aren't as good -- but easy! The apples
at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when, in
reality, they're amazing. They simply have to wait for the right man to come
along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of
the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who
already have been picked!
Now men ... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up
to women to stomp the shiat out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with 😉
