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imported_goku

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Heres a question I've been pondering for a while and have still not been able to come up with an answer:
A man and a women decided to have sex, the woman decides to try something new and the man doesn't know what it is so he accepts anyways. She puts a straps a dildo on and starts boning the guy in the a$$. Heres the question, is this act considered gay sex or straight!? It's between a Woman and Man but the guy is being SCRE\/\/ED anally.
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: goku2100
Heres a question I've been pondering for a while and have still not been able to come up with an answer:
A man and a women decided to have sex, the woman decides to try something new and the man doesn't know what it is so he accepts anyways. She puts a straps a dildo on and starts boning the guy in the a$$. Heres the question, is this act considered gay sex or straight!? It's between a Woman and Man but the guy is being SCRE\/\/ED anally.

:Q
 

ohtwell

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It's still straight. Two lesbians screwing each other with dildos aren't considered straight because they are taking fake dick in the coot.


: ) Amanda
 

anxi80

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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: goku2100
Heres a question I've been pondering for a while and have still not been able to come up with an answer
:Q
perhaps he's butt-hurt over a past experience? (pun definitely intended!) :p

edit: btw, this is def. my wtf?!?! thread of the day!
 

PowerEngineer

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Originally posted by: goku2100
Heres a question I've been pondering for a while and have still not been able to come up with an answer

LOL

You obviously have way too much time on your hands if you have enough to "ponder" such a hypothetical question!

...it is hypotetical, isn't it??? :laugh:
 

Soccer55

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Originally posted by: ohtwell
It's still straight. Two lesbians screwing each other with dildos aren't considered straight because they are taking fake dick in the coot.


: ) Amanda


This is one of the best responses I've ever seen in OT. Absolutely hilarious. :beer:

-Tom
 

FoBoT

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Originally posted by: Soccer55
Originally posted by: ohtwell
It's still straight. Two lesbians screwing each other with dildos aren't considered straight because they are taking fake dick in the coot.


: ) Amanda


Absolutely hilarious.
-Tom

i think she is serious
 

Soccer55

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: Soccer55
Originally posted by: ohtwell
It's still straight. Two lesbians screwing each other with dildos aren't considered straight because they are taking fake dick in the coot.


: ) Amanda


Absolutely hilarious.
-Tom

i think she is serious


I figured she was, it was just the wording of the response that made it funny. At least I thought it was funny.....

-Tom
 

sonambulo

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straight. if you're into prostate massage, be prepared to stop a geyser of come with your face.
 

Kadarin

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If you are gay, you are sexually attracted only to members of your own gender, whereas if you're straight, you're attracted only to members of the opposite gender. Bisexuals are sexually attracted to both. The actions you perform do not define your sexual preference.

Come on people, this is not rocket science.
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: ohtwell
It's still straight. Two lesbians screwing each other with dildos aren't considered straight because they are taking fake dick in the coot.


: ) Amanda

Hehe Good stuff!:thumbsup:
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: ohtwell
It's still straight. Two lesbians screwing each other with dildos aren't considered straight because they are taking fake dick in the coot.


: ) Amanda

Hehe Good stuff!:thumbsup:

Somehow I see this becoming a "stolen" joke in the future Brutuskend! :p
 

Atomicus

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I've asked that question for over 4 years.... I always believed it to be still straight, but my friends kept calling me a weirdo :(
 

Turkish

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Originally posted by: Atomicus
I've asked that question for over 4 years.... I always believed it to be still straight, but my friends kept calling me a weirdo :(

Your friend is right.