Originally posted by: Sahakiel
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Girls on the net!? :Q
I call BS.
Heck, yeah. We all know everyone on the net is a neutered shcizophrenic psychopath living out the remaining years of his maggot existence prancing amongst the butterflied meadows hidden within the awesome majesty of the virtual wonders of the internet while forsaking basic hygeine like bathing and going to the bathroom all the while attempting to jack off to doctored images of wonton lustful women engaging in stomache wrenching fetishes and perversions concocted from the peerless depths of the bottom of some strange brew of coffee, amphetamines, and motor oil eating away at the broken mug clutched relentlessly within the twitching grasp of some bored neurotic programmer with too much time, an amazingly strong left hand, and a poor, severely underclocked computer held together by twisty ties and four-month old chewed gum that is barely capable of dishing out his mindbending, egomanically twisted perversive yet pitiful creations on the unsuspecting sociopaths which wander the fairytale lanes of phantasmogorial cyberspace twitching incessently in a padded room which used to be white but has quickly become a brownish hovel of filth, disease, and general neuroticism.