meeting girls off the net

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Zenmervolt

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Oct 22, 2000
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Originally posted by: JOSEPHLB
just remember.... if the user's screen name has any of the following:

Babe
Hottie
Hot


You can safely assume, they are FAR from being a babe, hot, or a hottie
What about Paige's former nick, huh? (I had to let it still haunt you Paige. :p )

ZV
 

BoberFett

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Oct 9, 1999
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Met my girlfriend through Match.com and she's my perfect woman. Gorgeous, intelligent, funny. Been going out for 6 months, living together for a few weeks, and the future looks bright.

I'd have to say there are better women on the internet than there are in bars.
 

thomsbrain

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Dec 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: Sahakiel
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Girls on the net!? :Q

I call BS.

Heck, yeah. We all know everyone on the net is a neutered shcizophrenic psychopath living out the remaining years of his maggot existence prancing amongst the butterflied meadows hidden within the awesome majesty of the virtual wonders of the internet while forsaking basic hygeine like bathing and going to the bathroom all the while attempting to jack off to doctored images of wonton lustful women engaging in stomache wrenching fetishes and perversions concocted from the peerless depths of the bottom of some strange brew of coffee, amphetamines, and motor oil eating away at the broken mug clutched relentlessly within the twitching grasp of some bored neurotic programmer with too much time, an amazingly strong left hand, and a poor, severely underclocked computer held together by twisty ties and four-month old chewed gum that is barely capable of dishing out his mindbending, egomanically twisted perversive yet pitiful creations on the unsuspecting sociopaths which wander the fairytale lanes of phantasmogorial cyberspace twitching incessently in a padded room which used to be white but has quickly become a brownish hovel of filth, disease, and general neuroticism.


that brought a tear to my eye.
 

DaWhim

Lifer
Feb 3, 2003
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nothing wrong with meeting girls off the net. just for my last christmas vacation. i went, i went to california and lived at this girl's house. we met for the first time. before that, we sent email for about 3 years. the vacation was just amazing, most memorable. i met her friends too, now her friends are my friends! i don't have any relatives in cali, but i am sure i can get a place to stay if i visit there again.
btw, i live in new york
 

habib89

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back in the bbs days, i met a couple girls.. we became decent friends.. but i haven't heard from them in years now...

and meeting girls online i always thought was wierd.. till i met a couple.. i haven't met them in real life.. so i dunno how that'll go.. but it's fun talking to them online and on the phone.. but i always wonder if she or if i will be different meeting in real life.. we'll find out i guess
 

GoingUp

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Jul 31, 2002
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Originally posted by: Skoorb
I thought everyone else on the net was just an intelligent bot.

Ive been meetin with Mrs. Skoorb for some *ahem* and boy is she a real woman! :Q