medical diagnosis pls

[silent tone]

A qtip touched my eardrum yesterday. Now there is a rustling noise when I move my ear. I can hear fine for now.

Am I going to die?

 

[loup garou]

Herpes

 

[AFB]

Yes

 

[FoBoT]

you will not die

put peanut butter in your ear each morning for 3 days


good luck


my mom always told me to not put anything in my ear smaller than my elbow

 

[silent tone]

Now I'm reminded why I came here with my problem.

I have lots of time to waste.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

crabs

 

[jhu]

you have pneumocranium. it would be invariably fatal except that the people who have it don't realize that they're supposed to be dead already.

 

[Ausm]

Sounds like a raging case of gonorrhea




Sysadmin

 

[Cuda1447]

Amputation is neccessary...




... of your member....

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: amdfanboy
Yes

Guaranteed.

At some later date.

 

[vi edit]

You just stabbed your brain. In three days if you notice a burning sensation in that ear and some grey matter on your pillow in the mornings when you wake up, post here before seeking medical attention.

 

[deejayshakur]

otitis media

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

No more gerbils, er I mean Q-Tips, for you.

 

[Kalvin00]

The qtip has transferred water into your ear. I suggest you take a long, slim pen with a piece of toilet paper wrapped around it, and stuff it as far in your ear as you can. Some bleeding, pain, and loss of hearing is to be expected, but temporary.

 

[gururu]

elementary.

some lint or dust from the q-tip got stuck in your ear. When you move, it rubs against your ear drum, causing the vibrations/noise. Just roll up some tissue and gently attempt to clean it out.

 

[Sluggo]

Sounds like an acute case of rectal-cranial inversion.

 

[Crazymofo]

Originally posted by: gururu
elementary.

some lint or dust from the q-tip got stuck in your ear. When you move, it rubs against your ear drum, causing the vibrations/noise. Just roll up some tissue and gently attempt to clean it out.

This is most likely the cause but to go and stick another object in your ear is just stupid... You really need to be careful if you are going to use a Qtip to clean out your ears. The OP will eventually end up with a really nasty ear infection if he continues to dig to deep for dirt with qtips...

 

[bleeb]

You NEVER stick anything into your ear too far.