Meat Healer

[Perknose]

It's OT Emergency Medicine at its finest! :biggrin:

 

[Ichinisan]

* prepares credit card

 

[techs]

* not to be used during a Zombie Apocalypse

 

[highland145]

LOL...

 

[waggy]

i want! lol

 

[DAPUNISHER]

I have a German GF (just friend) that is obsessed with bacon and sausages. I have been trying to find a good gag gift for her, and this fits the bill perfectly. Thanks brudda!

 

[kache]

I have a German GF (just friend) that is obsessed with bacon and sausages. I have been trying to find a good gag gift for her, and this fits the bill perfectly. Thanks brudda!

Well, you can wrap your own sausage in bacon strips and propose it to her. :ifyouknowwhatimean:

 

[Farmer]

I have a German GF (just friend)

What is that?

 

[blackdogdeek]

I would be too tempted to try to eat them and then be very disappointed.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Lulz. I'm married, and she is friends with both the wifey and me. So she really is just a friend.

 

[kache]

Lulz. I'm married, and she is friends with both the wifey and me. So she really is just a friend.

Wife not interested in threesomes?

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Wife not interested in threesomes?

Wrong forum. This thread is about delicious bacon bitch stickers.

 

[Blackjack200]

There is no wrong forum for discussion of threesomes.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

They're not what you'd expect. They're kind of awkward. Kind of had one 20 years ago and overall it was awkward.

 

[kache]

Wrong forum. This thread is about delicious bacon bitch stickers.

There is no wrong forum for discussion of threesomes.

Amen, brother.

They're not what you'd expect. They're kind of awkward. Kind of had one 20 years ago and overall it was awkward.

Well, it was your first time, and maybe you weren't in the right mindset. Was your partner bisex?

 

[Rubycon]

Anyone read the title as "Meat Heater"? D:

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Nah drunken goofing around thing.

 

[Drako]

"Free prize in every tin."

Intriguing :hmm:

 

[highland145]

Anyone read the title as "Meat Heater"? D:

Ruby, your mind....

 

[Rumpltzer]

Lulz. I'm married, and she is friends with both the wifey and me. So she really is just a friend.

bow chicka wow wow!




oh... and dudes can't be friends with chicks.

 

[andylawcc]

well this awesome thread was derailed by a friend-zoned married man.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

No thanks, I don't want strange ATOT-ers stalking me in public to try and lick my band-aids.

 

[Perknose]

The friend zone. Little Perk does not approve.

 

[LookBehindYou]

Only in ATOT can a thread go from bacon bandaids to threesomes in the first page.

I love this place!

 

[darkewaffle]

I would prefer a Meal Heater.