meaningless epiphanies

[morkinva]

Have you ever realized something by yourself that was sitting right in front of you all the time? For example, I just tonight realized that ESSO (now Exxon) is named for the initials of Standard Oil.

C'mon tell us. We won't laugh.

 

[SavageDubz]

Ya...it was just sitting there for awhile, then I realized it was my duty to please that booty.

 

[kranky]

I couldn't quite nail down the taste at first, but then...

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

Actually, Sunoco, Citgo, and Arco are other oil companies with similar-type names.