Meanest thing your inlaws said..(top mine)

[Gravity]

When I asked for my wife's hand in marriage my father in law to be said "one of my concerns is the mason dixon line, and the fact that you're from the wrong side of it."

I'm from Michigan, they are from Louisiana. Go figure.

Top that!

Gravity

 

[Ornery]

Imagine if they had won the war!

 

[Adul]

umm that is pretty screwed up

 

[WhiteKnight]

Well, we're not engaged yet (planning on this summer), but my gf's father said to me, "Are you gay or something?"

 

[pennylane]

Originally posted by: WhiteKnight
Well, we're not engaged yet (planning on this summer), but my gf's father said to me, "Are you gay or something?"

Mwahahahahahhaha. That's hilarious.

 

[dman]

You just meet them when he said that, or had you known them for a long time? Eitherway, not a nice thing to say, but, if the marriage thing was also an introduction it may have been something he didn't mean to say.

LA'ians are, hmm, how should I say it, proud of their southern culture. At least the ones I've met. It can be annoying, but, you just brush it off and overall they are generally good folk w/ a little behind-the-times thinking. Of course, that's not to say all are like that, such as the future Mrs I assume.

 

[kt]

Originally posted by: WhiteKnight
Well, we're not engaged yet (planning on this summer), but my gf's father said to me, "Are you gay or something?"

Did you give him a reason to believe so?

 

[freebee]

Originally posted by: WhiteKnight
Well, we're not engaged yet (planning on this summer), but my gf's father said to me, "Are you gay or something?"

I told you not to grab his a$s when you were talking to him.

 

[Kanalua]

My psycho in-laws (my mother-in-law) believes all this crap that my brother-in-law filled her with.

Too much crap to write...

Psycho is too nice a word to use...

*shudders*

 

[Renob]

Well If one of the fools had said those things to me thay would of got an ear full, I take $hit from no one.

BTW I have a very nice inlaws.

 

[spanky]

Originally posted by: WhiteKnight
Well, we're not engaged yet (planning on this summer), but my gf's father said to me, "Are you gay or something?"

did he wink at u when he asked?

 

[Ornery]

Many years ago, a guy I worked with told me he was coming up the stairs of his home, when he heard his mother-in-law ask his wife why she hadn't married somebody with more class! He reached the room they were in, just as she finished saying this, so she knew he heard her. No apology. She was French, if that matters. They divorced during the past year, with 4 college age children.

 

[WhiteKnight]

Originally posted by: kt

Originally posted by: WhiteKnight
Well, we're not engaged yet (planning on this summer), but my gf's father said to me, "Are you gay or something?"

Did you give him a reason to believe so?

No, he was just kidding around. He's a classical guitarist and a lot of his students and associates tend to be rather, shall we say, fragile. A lot of them are afraid of doing anything with their hands because they don't want to risk damaging them. So, long answer to a short question, but I was just joking around with him a bit and he said something like, "you seem to know a lot about gay guys, are you gay or something?" but it was clearly in jest.

 

[Geekbabe]

"why did he marry you instead of a nice italian girl?"

edir>of course now he is married to a nice italian girl,this "funny looking irish gal" whom he divorced for not being his prefered type wears almost a size 4,his new wife must weigh 300 pounds at this point..

 

[anandfan]

his new wife must weigh 300 pounds

Mama mia, thats'a one big meatball!

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: anandfan

his new wife must weigh 300 pounds

Mama mia, thats'a one big meatball!

Well over the course of 12 or so years I lived thru a vertible parade of hotties who were better than me in every single way.It was a long time to wait for some sort of poetic justice and in retrospect it might have been better for me to have spent those years being loved for what I was,instead of dissed for what I'm not.

 

[Gravity]

Originally posted by: spanky

Originally posted by: WhiteKnight
Well, we're not engaged yet (planning on this summer), but my gf's father said to me, "Are you gay or something?"

did he wink at u when he asked?

No wink, it was serious as it could get. We even were in the "formal den" of the house. It was insane. We've been married nearly 14 years. They just loaned the wife 5k for new furniture. I'm so freakin pissed!!!

Gravity

 

[Gravity]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
"why did he marry you instead of a nice italian girl?"

edir>of course now he is married to a nice italian girl,this "funny looking irish gal" whom he divorced for not being his prefered type wears almost a size 4,his new wife must weigh 300 pounds at this point..

Geekbabe, sounds like you're living long and well enough to at least see revenge!! I like to think that I'll outlive most of my enemys.

Gravity

 

[Ornery]

"They just loaned the wife 5k for new furniture."

Do you have to pay it back? If not, why be pissed?

 

[Gravity]

Originally posted by: Ornery
"They just loaned the wife 5k for new furniture."

Do you have to pay it back? If not, why be pissed?

Ya, we gotta pay it back. That's why I'm pissed. We have perfectly good furniture. Wifey's been bitchen since our friends (very affluent) got new furnture and I wouldn't go into debt to ensure she keeps up with the jone'ses.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Gravity

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
"why did he marry you instead of a nice italian girl?"

edir>of course now he is married to a nice italian girl,this "funny looking irish gal" whom he divorced for not being his prefered type wears almost a size 4,his new wife must weigh 300 pounds at this point..

Geekbabe, sounds like you're living long and well enough to at least see revenge!! I like to think that I'll outlive most of my enemys.

Gravity

That"revenge" cost me a lot of years of my life in terms of questioning my value and worth.I swear,when I die the one question I want answered(if there is a God) is if you didn't desire me why did you marry me?

 

[Gravity]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: Gravity

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
"why did he marry you instead of a nice italian girl?"

edir>of course now he is married to a nice italian girl,this "funny looking irish gal" whom he divorced for not being his prefered type wears almost a size 4,his new wife must weigh 300 pounds at this point..

Geekbabe, sounds like you're living long and well enough to at least see revenge!! I like to think that I'll outlive most of my enemys.

Gravity

That"revenge" cost me a lot of years of my life in terms of questioning my value and worth.I swear,when I die the one question I want answered(if there is a God) is if you didn't desire me why did you marry me?

Spoken with real feeling. It goes both wayz. She married me because she was rebelling. After the wedding...well, I won't bore you with the details but it was very platonic for a very long time. Nice cheery topic for Saturday night, eh?

Gravity

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Gravity

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: Gravity

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
"why did he marry you instead of a nice italian girl?"

edir>of course now he is married to a nice italian girl,this "funny looking irish gal" whom he divorced for not being his prefered type wears almost a size 4,his new wife must weigh 300 pounds at this point..

Geekbabe, sounds like you're living long and well enough to at least see revenge!! I like to think that I'll outlive most of my enemys.

Gravity

That"revenge" cost me a lot of years of my life in terms of questioning my value and worth.I swear,when I die the one question I want answered(if there is a God) is if you didn't desire me why did you marry me?

Spoken with real feeling. It goes both wayz. She married me because she was rebelling. After the wedding...well, I won't bore you with the details but it was very platonic for a very long time. Nice cheery topic for Saturday night, eh?

Gravity

Better than a lot of the usual drivel seen here.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

How about this one (didnt happen to me personally)


Husband and wife and their two kids move in with his parents while they are making settlement on a home. During this time, the youngest son (less than 2 years old) is diagnosed with severe mental retardation. The woman tells her mother in law about it, crying all the while. Mom in laws response? To laugh and say "I always prayed my son would have a child that would keep him up at night" You see, the father in law was too cheap to buy enough food, and the husband went to bed crying because as a child he was always hungry.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Well over the course of 12 or so years I lived thru a vertible parade of hotties who were better than me in every single way.

Not in all the important ways, Jean..