Mean things you did to your siblings...

MithShrike

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When I was about... 4 maybe I tricked my sister into eating dog poop by misquoting a Ten Commandment and saying that 'I'm your older, you have to do what I say.' Anyways, that's about the worst one I can think of. Any other stories you guys have?
 

Anubis

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i tossed a hockey puck at my brothers head when he was like 2 i was liek 4. het had to get stitches 4 of them i think right above his eye
 

Wallydraigle

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I got one of those battery powered Stomper trucks wound up in my sister's hair once. Had to be cut out.
 

AmerDoux

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Hmmm... I was the youngest of a pack, so I was usually the target. But, whenever they wanted to play tricks on their friends, they usually used me as the bait and I was very willing as this was my only 'revenge' so to speak.

We all were competitive swimmers and went camping at the beach frequently. We had a family tradition of swimming out in the ocean about a mile to these rocks (don't know why, we just did it). Anyhow, one year my brother (18 y/o at this time) brought a friend and he was trying to talk him into swimming out to the rocks with us. I remember him pointing to me (I was 9) and telling his friend that I swam out there all the time. His friend asked me if that was true and I told him it was. So, thinking that if a 9 y/o could do it, then he could too, we headed out. We almost got there too. But, the poor guy cramped up and nearly drowned. My brother held onto him, keeping him afloat while one of my sisters swam in to get help. Ended up having the Coast Guard pull him out of the water. And YES, we all got into loads of trouble.
 

hdeck

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threw my sister so hard into a wall she made a hole. does that count?
 

Azraele

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I fed my brother extra strength tylenol when he was 2 (I was 4).
 

Mill

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I threw a drum across the room and it hit my brother in head. I was 7 and he was 9. 8 stitches later he was ok.
 

bigrash

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I burned my younger sister's hair. I remember getting punished for that.
 

crab

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Jan 29, 2001
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Pulled my brother on his power wheels with a go-kart around a turn...rolled like five times. He was just shaken.
 

Wheezer

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I have 2 other sisters both younger than me. when I was about 9-10 I tossed the cat in the dryer turned it on and ran outside to play with sister#1. About 5 minutes later my mother came outside and of course asked who the hell put the cat in the dryer...I was of course first in line as a suspect since I was the trouble maker in the family :) but blamed it on sister # 2 who was about 5. My first sister had my back and played along and so my mom proceeded to spank sister#2 and took her inside....it wasn't until about 15 years later we told her the truth...I kinda felt bad but now everytime we talk about it we laugh our a$$es off.
 

TheBoyBlunder

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well...let's see...I remember my sister got stuck between her bed and the wall...naturally I was laughing so hard that I didn't help her for like 10 minutes. she wasn't happy about that. I'm pretty sure I pushed her down there too...probably why she wasn't very happy.
 

StageLeft

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Other than regular beatings and what not to alleviate the frustrations of childhood i wasn't too bad to my younger brother. I did a couple of times tie him to a chair in the basement in the dark and close the door, but I wouldn't leave him for more than 5-10 minutes. I'd laugh for that long and then whent he laughing subsided I'd free him.

I also put him in the dog carrier with our dog and rolled them along the ground in the basement and they'd both tumble together. I loved my dog but she's dead now and she was such a good sport about it all.
 

Instan00dles

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When I was 12 I covered my hands in nail polish remover and light them on fire, chased my brother around the house till all of the polish remover burned away. To say the least, my mom wasent impressed.
 

QueHuong

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The meanest thing I did to my little sister was when I threw a stick of gum at her when she kept on asking for my last piece. Honest.
 

SpiderX

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The best I did, was when my one brother was having nightmares about the Terror dogs in Ghostbusters, my other bro and I took the little mini toy projector thing, that happened to have a terror dog picture. So we displayed it above his bed and then started growling and snarling.

Needless to say when he started screaming, mom and dad weren't impressed.
 

notfred

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Hit him in the back with a baseball bat, punched him in the face, shoved his head in the dirt, stuff like that. He did the same kinda crap to me.
 

theNEOone

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i was playing mortal kombat (the original for sega genesis) and my little bro kept using johnny cage and pulling the move where cage does a split and punches you in the gnads. i got mega pissed and punched my bro in the crotch
 

Platypus

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I am usually a very tolerant person. My sister and I haven't spoken more than insults at each other for about 6 years now.
 

yobarman

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me and my little bro would pick on my sister all the time. we used to make mixtures of invisible stuff like farts and blow it on her, she would cry like hell.

But my parents were pretty social so we always were over someones house to play with, and we usually teamed up and it was guys vs girls.... so we would always tell scary stories and scare the sh*t out the girls and younger guys. good times
 

FritzTheCat

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When swimming (as kids) I would swim underwater up to my brother (when he was standing in waist deep water) and yank his legs out from under him. He's 47 now, and still won't go in the water.
 

Ive thrown my older brother down my stairs, through 3 walls, and through a door...my younger sister ate mud cause i told her it was chocolate, and i once ran her over in my powerwheel.
 

Originally posted by: theNEOone
i was playing mortal kombat (the original for sega genesis) and my little bro kept using johnny cage and pulling the move where cage does a split and punches you in the gnads. i got mega pissed and punched my bro in the crotch

teh winnAr!
 

Lithium381

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Originally posted by: hdeck
threw my sister so hard into a wall she made a hole. does that count?

i did that to my bro :D

i also kicked him headfirst into a pool table, threw a roll of quarters at him, pushed him into a pool when we were about 3, he didn't know how to swim, tricked him into eating crisco, told him it was frosting....the list would go on and on and on :D
 

ohtwell

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I threw one of my brother's watch into a garage and when he went in to get it I closed the door and locked it. My grandmother asked me where he was and I told her that I didn't know.

Some of you are really mean! :Q


: ) Amanda
 

Alchemist99

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I had five sisters and I did all sorts of terrible things to them.

when i was maybe five i tried to close some scissors around her fingers, didn't cut them off but they were bleading i have no idea what was going through my head.

I used to hang them off the deck of our two story house by their ankles, never dropped them though.

Shot my lil sister in the stomach with my bb gun, didnt penetrate but dad was pissed.

Talked my lil sister into drinking Vinegar telling her it was rootbeer.

I also used to egg my sisters on till they fought each other, oh that was too funny.

put glue in one sisters hair, so mom made me wear glue in mine, he he , it came right out but her's stayed in.

Just some good old general maddness and mayhem to show them my brotherly love.



Edit: did i say had , whoops they are all still very much alive and doing well