Me + Wife = PREGGERS!!!

[Squisher]

With the birth of their first child, women give up half of their brain for the privilege of being right all the time.

The doctors do it to them.

 

[Blazin Trav]

well there goes your savings account...

 

[Rock Hydra]

Congrats!
:beer: for you : orangejuice; for the wife.

 

[Goosemaster]

Congrats.....go get drunk... and drugs...yeah...basically everything irressponsible right now....might as well get it out of yoru system now



:beer:

 

[thehstrybean]

Congratulations!!!



*obligatory ":camera: of wife?"*

 

[JRich]

Originally posted by: JoLLyRoGer

Originally posted by: LemonHead
Congrats! And enjoy the fact that her Boobas get larger!

Funny you should mention that. Before this happened, she was considering some implants! I guess I solved that problem... at least for now!!

Implants are cheaper

 

[Nik]

Sweet, so what are you going to name the little JoLLyRoGer Jr.?

 

[Kelemvor]

Gratz. Party up and spend lots of times with friends now because in 8 months you are goign to have no freetime left. But it's worth it.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

so she gave you something that she peed on as a present?

 

[SlitheryDee]

grats. :beer:

Go ahead and preemptively forgive your wife for the hormone induced insanity that will occur sometime(s) in the next 8 or so months.

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

Originally posted by: GuideBot
Sweet, so what are you going to name the little JoLLyRoGer Jr.?

Right now we're thinking Caleb Michael if it's a boy and Riley or Sydney Ann if it's a girl.

 

[snoopdoug1]

Originally posted by: JoLLyRoGer

Originally posted by: GuideBot
Sweet, so what are you going to name the little JoLLyRoGer Jr.?

Right now we're thinking Caleb Michael if it's a boy and Riley or Sydney Ann if it's a girl.

Caleb Michael is good... Riley for a girl? I don't know about that one I only know one riley and it's a guy. That said... go w/ Sydney Ann.

Oh yeah, congrats :thumbsup:

 

[ch33zw1z]

Congrats man, welcome to the club. Now the real fun begins, and i'm not talkin about pregger s3xx0rs

EDIT: how do you add pics,

 

[Vegitto]

You're going to be a daddy! Congratulations . Make sure your wife doesn't get any of that :beer:, though.

 

[thegimp03]

Well, congrats on being doomed the next 18 or so years.

Just kidding...

 

[Chaotic42]

My cousin's fiancee did this to him as an April Fools' day joke. He almost had a heart attack.

Edit: Oh, yeah, congrats! :beer:

 

[Snakexor]

preggers to me just sounds so vile. in any case, congrats

 

[oddyager]

:thumbsup: Congratulations!

 

[ch33zw1z]

I called my wife preggers the entire time, her mom thought it was disrespectful...but the mrs. didn't care!

 

[Kasper4christ]

congrats

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: thegimp03
Well, congrats on being doomed the next 18 or so years.

Just kidding...

lol congrats!

 

[Jawo]

Congratulations!!!

Now lots of :beer: and :wine: for you since youhave a DD for the next 9 months!!!

 

[sswingle]

Originally posted by: dxkj
accident?
planned?
congrats?

Read the OP

 

[miniMUNCH]

:beer:

congrats...kids are the best. You'll love being a dad.

I have a 16 month old son...I don't even play video games anymore...spending time with my wife and son is way better. Our (my wife and I) wedding day and the day my son was born are two happiest days of my life.

 

[PizzaDude]

So who's the dad?