Me and my ice cream box 1, fly 0.

[Noriaki]

Heheh stupid flies.

I didn't have anything convienent to squish the fly against...so I took an ice cream bar box and kinda flattened it out, it was just big enough to give a nice big slapping surface, but small enough that I could still swing it fast.

So I swung it and nailed the fly...not against anything, just out of mid air. Hit him and he went flying across the room. Heard this nice little slap against the box...then this pathetic buzzing as he slapped into the wall in the other corner of the room.

I have no idea why, but for some reason I found this particular fly killing very amusing.

I probably need mental help, but guess who doesn't care

 

[johnjohn320]

Well, Noriaki, you've proven it. You can outwit a fly.

 

[kami]

The bastard had it coming.

 

[Noriaki]

Originally posted by: johnjohn320
Well, Noriaki, you've proven it. You can outwit a fly.

Yes yes I can

<--- that guy is not mentally stable...just look at that maniacal grin.

Originally posted by: kami
The bastard had it coming.

Yes he did. He was buzzing around my toaster, and I was trying to use that toaster damn it.
Didn't want a fly trying to land in my toaster while I was cooking with it.

 

[Soulflare]

Take your title and swap "me" with "<-- Me" and "ice cream box" with "fly swatter" and you'd
have an apt description of this afternoon's great victory.

 

[yakko]

That fly didn't happen to have any spare change did he?

 

[SHoddyCOmp]

me 0 - BIG ASS SPIDER - 1
I missed it. Actually i blew at it cause it was out of reach and the focker fell of the wall caise ot was too heavy for itself. i hate spiders....somewhere in my room now

 

[MrCodeDude]

My friend's dad can kill flys with a rubber band.. It's scary, they can be flying in midair, he'll take a rubberband and kill it.. Usually in one or two shots.
-- mrcodedude

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
My friend's dad can kill flys with a rubber band.. It's scary, they can be flying in midair, he'll take a rubberband and kill it.. Usually in one or two shots.
-- mrcodedude

Can he crush beer cans on his head too?

 

[Whitecloak]

woo, you are so strong & brave & intelligent.

 

[TNTrulez]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude
My friend's dad can kill flys with a rubber band.. It's scary, they can be flying in midair, he'll take a rubberband and kill it.. Usually in one or two shots.
-- mrcodedude

Can he crush beer cans on his head too?

Really? Even when the fly is flying? What the heck? Doesn't that require super accuracy or something with keen eyesight? Usually I can't even see the fly when it buzzes around.

 

[StattlichPassat]

Originally posted by: johnjohn320
Well, Noriaki, you've proven it. You can outwit a fly.

HAHAHAHA!!!

I too get a big kick out of killing flies- it's fun. But they're challenging little boogers! Arrrrrghh! :|

TMI ALERT: One fly decided it would be smart to circle the toilet bowl yesterday while I was 'standing in front of it'. ZAP!

 

[joohang]

I'm proud of ya, sir.