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Me ... a father ... :D

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b4u

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Gooooooood Moooorning Everyone!

Just wanna share something with this community ...

... ... ... ... ...

I'M GONNA BE A FATHER!!!! 😀😀😀😀😀😀 WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If all goes well, I'll be a father on July 2004! 😀

My wife is 9 weeks and 2 days pregnant, it's our first child! (I'm a bit nervous, hope it goes well)

And I feel GREAT!!!!! 😎

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

<edit>just took some smillies on the last line, for the sake of formating</edit>
 
I speak whale, wanna hear it? cooooooooooooooooooooooooooool beeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnssssssssssss 😀
 
The elation you feel is your body's initial reaction to the shock of finding that you're going to be a parent. The brain dumps obscene ammounts of the chemical that creates fear and panic into the brainstem, and the body's only recourse is to react by dumping ludicrous quantities of the chemical for happiness to counteract. Unfortunately this is only a knee-jerk reaction on the happiness side and you will resume regularly sceduled levels of angst as soon as you look at your finances and/or realize you're stuck for 18 years now.

PS: Congratulations 😉
 
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
The elation you feel is your body's initial reaction to the shock of finding that you're going to be a parent. The brain dumps obscene ammounts of the chemical that creates fear and panic into the brainstem, and the body's only recourse is to react by dumping ludicrous quantities of the chemical for happiness to counteract. Unfortunately this is only a knee-jerk reaction on the happiness side and you will resume regularly sceduled levels of angst as soon as you look at your finances and/or realize you're stuck for 18 years now.

PS: Congratulations 😉
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Heh.. Not many people can so effectively compare the joy of upcoming parenthood with the fight or flight reflex. Good job!

And b4u: Congrats! :beer:😀
 
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
The elation you feel is your body's initial reaction to the shock of finding that you're going to be a parent. The brain dumps obscene ammounts of the chemical that creates fear and panic into the brainstem, and the body's only recourse is to react by dumping ludicrous quantities of the chemical for happiness to counteract. Unfortunately this is only a knee-jerk reaction on the happiness side and you will resume regularly sceduled levels of angst as soon as you look at your finances and/or realize you're stuck for 18 years now.
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Uhm ... I thought I was just happy ... now I'm confused ... 😀


With so many technologic enovations, and so many human evolutions, I still have to wait for 9 months to see my child! Gosh! So much (needed) time! I'm getting jealous about my wife, who carries my child all the time ... 🙂


Thanks for the posts guys 😉

DannyBoy: GO FOR IT! eheh
 
Originally posted by: b4u
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
The elation you feel is your body's initial reaction to the shock of finding that you're going to be a parent. The brain dumps obscene ammounts of the chemical that creates fear and panic into the brainstem, and the body's only recourse is to react by dumping ludicrous quantities of the chemical for happiness to counteract. Unfortunately this is only a knee-jerk reaction on the happiness side and you will resume regularly sceduled levels of angst as soon as you look at your finances and/or realize you're stuck for 18 years now.
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Uhm ... I thought I was just happy ... now I'm confused ... 😀


With so many technologic enovations, and so many human evolutions, I still have to wait for 9 months to see my child! Gosh! So much (needed) time! I'm getting jealous about my wife, who carries my child all the time ... 🙂


Thanks for the posts guys 😉
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You say that now, but wait until her feet starts to swell or when she's actually in labor. Then you'll probably be singing a different tune. I'm not afraid of pain, but i can't imagine willingly putting myself through all that pain.
 
There's a period of time during pregnancy, when women are VERY amorous, then a period when they are NOT! So, get it while you can! 😉

BTW, congrats! Oh, and don't forget the pics!
 
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
You say that now, but wait until her feet starts to swell or when she's actually in labor. Then you'll probably be singing a different tune. I'm not afraid of pain, but i can't imagine willingly putting myself through all that pain.
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When she gets to the part of giving birth, I'll probably be knocked down on the floor of the labor room ... 😀 with a nurse slapping the sh!t out of my face for me to wake up 😀 ... ah yes, I can see it now ... eheheh
 
When she gets to the part of giving birth, I'll probably be knocked down on the floor of the labor room ... with a nurse slapping the sh!t out of my face for me to wake up ... ah yes, I can see it now ... eheheh
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I felt that too - and I was the mom!

CONGRATS!
 
Congrats!! thats wonderful! you guys gonna find out the sex or do you wanna be surprised?
I know that's a ways away, but still...how exciting! :beer: 😀
 
Originally posted by: badmouse
When she gets to the part of giving birth, I'll probably be knocked down on the floor of the labor room ... with a nurse slapping the sh!t out of my face for me to wake up ... ah yes, I can see it now ... eheheh
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I felt that too - and I was the mom!

CONGRATS!
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I'm a bit more lucky ... I'm the father 😉



Originally posted by: Lola
Congrats!! thats wonderful! you guys gonna find out the sex or do you wanna be surprised?
I know that's a ways away, but still...how exciting! :beer: 😀
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Well, if I were a purist I would prefer to be a surprise ... but in todays consumist society, I do believe it's best to know in advance ... to buy all needed stuff ... I don't wanna end up with blue clothes for a girl, or pink ones to a boy ... eheh

Anyway, it would be hard for my wife's gynecologyst to get through all this time without "ruin" the surprise ... I know of a case in which it happened ...

And I'm eating my nails until the day she (gynecologyst) tells me ... and after I know, well I'll keep eating the nails until "THE BIG DAY"! 😀


Male of Female, I just want him/her to have good health!


Thanks for all the replies 😉
 
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