McDonalds to slow eaters: GTFO

[Journer]

i wonder if they have little eating nazis, kind of like parking nazis, that try to run you off or ticket you >.>

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Svnla
I understand about no refill if you leave the property but I never know a place would set a time limit for its customers.

It would not work at any McD/BK/Wendy that near highschool.

How do you know where it is? But that's a good point - they probably put that sign up to get rid of loitering teenagers.

 

[nageov3t]

it's probably to have an excuse to chase out punk kids who buy a small soda and spend all day hanging out in the McD's.

 

[Robert Munch]

not suprised by the sign, most people at mcdonalds corporate have elitist mentalities.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: m1ldslide1

Originally posted by: Quasmo
GTFO

I think this is hilarious.

When it's pre-chewed / digested, as McDonald's food conveniently is, then all you have to do is swallow. No reason for you to linger past 20 minutes.

with 2 kids in tow hitting the 20 minute time is actually easy.

 

[amicold]

The McDonalds in the bordering city of mine does that 20 minutes max.

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: Journer
i wonder if they have little eating nazis, kind of like parking nazis, that try to run you off or ticket you >.>

They are like parking cops. Every 20 minutes they walk around and chalk the bottom of your shoes white. If you are still there 20 minutes later they will have the gumption to throw your ass out.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: BrownTown
I dunno, I usually take like 2-5 minutes to eat at McDonalds, it makes sense not to just let people sit there talking for 20+ minutes since there is no way you can need 20 minutes to eat no matter how fat you are.

You must have absolutely no social life.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: Svnla
I understand about no refill if you leave the property but I never know a place would set a time limit for its customers.

It would not work at any McD/BK/Wendy that near highschool.

How do you know where it is? But that's a good point - they probably put that sign up to get rid of loitering teenagers.

<Dumbass teenagers with nothing better to do>
"Oh hey, sweet, a McDonalds......oh wait, they have a sign here about staying too long. And it's even laminated! That manager looks really tough and mean, too.
Come on, let's go hang out at the Walmart!
</Dumbass brainless teenagers>

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: m1ldslide1

Originally posted by: Quasmo
GTFO

I think this is hilarious.

When it's pre-chewed / digested, as McDonald's food conveniently is, then all you have to do is swallow. No reason for you to linger past 20 minutes.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: m1ldslide1

Originally posted by: Quasmo
GTFO

I think this is hilarious.

When it's pre-chewed / digested, as McDonald's food conveniently is, then all you have to do is swallow. No reason for you to linger past 20 minutes.

What? The ones near you don't chew it up and spit it in your mouth for you like you're a baby bird?
You're getting ripped off, man.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: m1ldslide1

Originally posted by: Quasmo
GTFO

I think this is hilarious.

When it's pre-chewed / digested, as McDonald's food conveniently is, then all you have to do is swallow. No reason for you to linger past 20 minutes.

What? The ones near you don't chew it up and spit it in your mouth for you like you're a baby bird?
You're getting ripped off, man.

lol
I guess on second thought maybe he meant to say their food was 'shit'?

 

[DivideBYZero]

There is no specified maximum 'fucking about' time, so eat withing the 20 minutes, then do something else, like chat or make a phone call. No sign, no compliance.

 

[BrownTown]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: BrownTown
I dunno, I usually take like 2-5 minutes to eat at McDonalds, it makes sense not to just let people sit there talking for 20+ minutes since there is no way you can need 20 minutes to eat no matter how fat you are.

You must have absolutely no social life.

or maybe I don't go to freaking MCDONALDS for a social type lunch, thats the whole point, they don't want people sitting there for an hour just hanging out. I mean to each his own, but when I eat at McDonalds its just for the FAST food not for the atmosphere.

 

[Perknose]

It is always sad to go into one of those fast food places and see a geezer couple placidly eating what is obviously their intensely mediocre dinner or lunch, all the while reading the paper or otherwise lingering to prolong what must be the high point of their drab, dreary day.

When I was on my church planning committee, some members wanted to meet in a nearby Burger King. I made them choose a FAR more pleasant and better local place that wasn't as sterile and depressing, where the food was actually real and good, and which didn't cost ALL that much more anyway.

 

[rh71]

- deter loitering
- deter multiple multiple refills

 

[JS80]

I bet this is a rogue franchisee (i'm guessing Indian) that is breaking corporate policy.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: Perknose
It is always sad to go into one of those fast food places and see a geezer couple placidly eating what is obviously their intensely mediocre dinner or lunch, all the while reading the paper or otherwise lingering to prolong what must be the high point of their drab, dreary day.

When I was on my church planning committee, some members wanted to meet in a nearby Burger King. I made them choose a FAR more pleasant and better local place that wasn't as sterile and depressing, where the food was actually real and good, and which didn't cost ALL that much more anyway.

Seeing old people eat at McDonald's makes me really want to go to college. Talking to the old cashier at my CVS is what motivated me to write my college essays. She still follows the high school football games closely - she was a cheerleader in my town ~40 years ago.

 

[nonameo]

Oh jesus, they're just being cheapskates.

These corporate types need to loosen their ties up a little.

 

[TallBill]

What the hell were you doing in a McDonalds to begin with?

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: TallBill
What the hell were you doing in a McDonalds to begin with?

Getting something to eat or drink would be my best guess.

 

[Killerme33]

This is not corporate doing this. In fact, if you were to report this franchise to corporate they would probably crack down on them for making this sign.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Jhill

Originally posted by: TallBill
What the hell were you doing in a McDonalds to begin with?

Getting something to eat or drink would be my best guess.

Might as well just through the happy meal right into the toilet.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: TallBill
What the hell were you doing in a McDonalds to begin with?

If you must know, it's probably the first time I have been to McDonalds in over a year. It was convienient, and I had not eaten in a day. I got the southern chicken sandwhich.

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: Svnla
I understand about no refill if you leave the property but I never know a place would set a time limit for its customers.

It would not work at any McD/BK/Wendy that near highschool.

Or the beach.

Or an old age home.

MotionMan