McDonalds Stole My Chicken! :(

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HappyFace

HappyFace

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I drove through on the way home, ordered a 5 piece #10 chicken selects with fruitopia. First of all, the wait was horribly long.. the guy in front of me had a double with cheese and fries, and I waited more then 10 minutes for that ONE order. By the time I hit the window, the line had gone from nobody behind me to more then a dozen cars. "Just a few minutes on your order, that'll be $6.53." If only I were so lucky... I hand over a $20, wait while he changes out the money drawers and then had to ASK for my change. The jackass forgot I had change coming. A good five minutes later, he hands me a luke warm, watered down fruitopia and my bag o' chicken and fries. "Sauce?". "Ranch and buffalo sauce please.", I replied. At this point I was annoyed, but whatever... at least my fries were cooked all the way through.

Few minutes ago, I drop into my chair and plunk my food on the desk. OMGWTFBBQ SAUCE?! Chicken is not chicken if it doesnt have the buffalo goodness. Aww well, I guess bbq will have to work. I'm NOT burning half the gas in my tank in-line, for a packet of sauce. I pop open the box of selects ... only 3?!?! ... for christ sake, can't they do anything right? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!! I swear to god everyone running that store must have a horrible case of drug induced brain damage. :|

:music: Bada ba ba baaaaaa, we're idiotsss! :music:
 
Chaotic42

Chaotic42

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I've found, as a person that's trained McEmployees, that workers are either pretty darn smart (working their way through college) or pretty stupid (working their way through meth lab class).
 
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jtusa

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Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
You should know by now that people at Mc Hell generaly have the IQ of a toaster oven.
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Toaster oven made in Mexico...
 
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AlienCraft

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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I've found, as a person that's trained McEmployees, that workers are either pretty darn smart (working their way through college) or pretty stupid (working their way through meth lab class).
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Can't be a total idiot and NOT blow yourself (and the Neighborhood) up making meth. There is a baseline level of intelligence. Didn't say common sense, just intelligent.

 
Chaotic42

Chaotic42

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Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Can't be a total idiot and NOT blow yourself (and the Neighborhood) up making meth. There is a baseline level of intelligence. Didn't say common sense, just intelligent.
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Yeah, I suppose you're right.

I had one woman who couldn't get the fact that you put hamburgers in the hambuger wrap and cheeseburgers in the cheeseburger wrap. Took her 3 weeks or so.

She later offered sex to anyone who would let her kids live with them. There were no takers.

 
CrackRabbit

CrackRabbit

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Mar 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Can't be a total idiot and NOT blow yourself (and the Neighborhood) up making meth. There is a baseline level of intelligence. Didn't say common sense, just intelligent.
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Yeah, I suppose you're right.

I had one woman who couldn't get the fact that you put hamburgers in the hambuger wrap and cheeseburgers in the cheeseburger wrap. Took her 3 weeks or so.

She later offered sex to anyone who would let her kids live with them. There were no takers.
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:shocked::Q:Q WTF?
 
Chaotic42

Chaotic42

Lifer
Jun 15, 2001
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Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
:shocked::Q:Q WTF?
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Lots of crazy stuff happened there. I could write a book. CorpRec and I may just have to coauthor a book about unbelievalble work experiences.

 
Modeps

Modeps

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Oct 24, 2000
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You shouldnt eat at McDonalds. It's bad for you....


(ps: do as I say, not as I do... I love the fried fattiness)
 
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zugzoog

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Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Can't be a total idiot and NOT blow yourself (and the Neighborhood) up making meth. There is a baseline level of intelligence. Didn't say common sense, just intelligent.
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Yeah, I suppose you're right.

I had one woman who couldn't get the fact that you put hamburgers in the hambuger wrap and cheeseburgers in the cheeseburger wrap. Took her 3 weeks or so.

She later offered sex to anyone who would let her kids live with them. There were no takers.
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That is plain wrong in so many ways....
 
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Stark

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they do hire the dumbest people... but then again no person with half a brain would apply there if there were any other options in town.

for a long time, mcd's was the only fast food place near where I work. It is right across the street and I'd find myself eating there a few times a month. Without fail, I would walk away amazed at how bad the service was. Drive-thru seemed a little bit better than the counter... I guess you have to be more elite to push the "talk" button to take orders.
 
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PanzerIV

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Dec 19, 2002
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Surely this was the McDonalds in my town that you went to. Except for maybe a manager nobody working there looks over 18. They laugh and giggle and hold conversations while you're waiting on your order. They aren't particularly friendly either and I don't think they would move any faster if thier asses were on fire.

I guess the franchise owner finds all of this perfectly acceptable because it's always been that way.
 
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